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Sensitive Guy 1,2,&3
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Taking a quick break and came up with this.

1)
The sensitive guy
with a tear in his eye
stared at the squash
on his plate

“I can’t eat you my friend
And I’ll do all I can
So that others
don’t meet the same fate”

2)
The sensitive guy
wore a helmet to bed
His friends all thought
this to be strange

When questioned about it
He simply replied
“It keeps evil-spirits
out of my brain”

3)
“Can’t you hear that squid cry”
said the sensitive guy
who decided to swim
back to shore

His splashing drew sharks
Which gobbled him up
So that guy will go
fishing no more


Copyright ©2004 Edwin Dante Larson  

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 Reviews of "Sensitive Guy 1,2,&3"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 1, 2004
There is nothing wrong with number 2, hell I even wear a helmut to bed, but mine is a bicycle helmut with all kinds of air holes, lets the air in and keeps the bugs out...or is it the other way round? Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 1, 2004
Lol... Nice job.


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