Newt Here (poem) by Edwin Larson on AuthorsDen

Newt Here
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Name Questor NewtVision Bio I am a spiritual counselor who is like the juice of a glowworm that oozes slowly from the nostrils of an unwashed shaman. I have explored the mysteries of the universe through the anus of a unicorn. Influences Mi, Yu, Himm, and The Eye Accomplishments Teaching a blind dog with a bum leg how to interperate and communicate my dreams to aliens. Articles �How eating asbestos improved my health� �Change�Got some?�Please� �How antifreeze improved my sex life� Books �Living off your Parents and Friends� �The Idiots Guide to Enlightenment� �Why Work?� �100 Mouthwatering Rodent, Roach and Cardboard recipes� Events I will be speaking on the sidewalk across the street from The Psychic Mutant Bookstore this Saturday. Cost of Admission: A place to stay and your ATM card. Copyright �2005 Edwin Dante Larson

Reviewed by Kate Burnside

Reviewed on March 18, 2005

Love your bio, Edwin, and boy we've had some fun and learning today, ain't we?! So glad you are furtherin me education here .. have always wondered how far a person can get his tongue into his cheek and this is champion! (If this is Brit humour that, as usual, seems to be missin the mark, then let me know!!).. Unwashed shamans... hmmm... sounds like John The Baptist to me, but guess such is the life of a Prophet. Surprised to find that the Influence of Hur is not on your list?! A major omission, I think?! Loved this! TY Kate xx

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

GET OFFA MY CORNER, BUB!!!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on March 17, 2005

No on the ATM card but I do have a shed out back for Newt...its next to the overflowing sewer tank, but it kinda gives it a flavor and ambiance of its very own...;) ed

Reviewed by M. B. (Reader)

This is hilarious! Very clever and refreshing. Utterly unique. NEWT HERE is terrific from beginning to end.

Mari

Reviewed by E T Waldron

hahahaha Great stuff!I love the humor in this one!LOL! thanks for the laughs;-)etw