Folks who say...

...“Sex isn’t important in a loving relationship”, have neither

...“Money isn’t important” have none and can't pay their bills or  are on welfare

...“That actress is too thin” are usually juggling huge waves of their own cellulite.

...“She’s had a face-lift” have three or more chins and enough excess skin to help hundreds of burn victims

...“I’m a vegan” are pale, sickly zombies that could get sucked up by a ceiling fan

...“Age doesn’t matter" should give up their teaching professions and get help

..."His teeth are too white" usually keep theirs in a glass next to their bed

...“I can help you become enlightened” stumble in the darkness of their own confusion

...“I’m trying to find myself"  should retrace their steps to where they last left themselves

...“These are the end times” should make an early exit and leave us in peace

..."I demand respect" seldom ever receive it

..."I don’t approve of that lifestyle" usually have no life or style

...There's nothing but garbage on television" can amazingly recount that 'garbage' in great detail...

..."You're too good for me" are always right

..."Her dress is too revealing" reveal too much even with everything covered

..."Let me think about it" usually don't give 'it' any thought whatsoever