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Pulpits
by Edwin Larson → (All Poetry by Edwin Larson)
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Pulpits
Without much thought I write these words That float about like un-flushed turds or boogers from a stuffed up nose Picked and flicked in perfect rows From gaseous pulpits comes the stench As wackos rule o'er the bench A soul to save A thirst to quench Shriveled egos warped and bent

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Reviewed by Susan Sonnen

Reviewed on July 8, 2006

thought provoking and entertaining!

Susan

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish

Reviewed on July 8, 2006

All excellent,I think the 2nd verse
could stand alone as a very profound poem.
First verse,light bright and humourous too.
Well done!
Best wishes always
from
kay.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on July 8, 2006

Well, one thing is certain, this line stoof out, "As wackos rule o'er the bench."

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on July 8, 2006

ROFL...whacha been smoking bro?

Love it!

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson

Reviewed on July 8, 2006

quite disgusting but also effective. quite! take care, Dawn

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on July 8, 2006

I am very sensitive so I am totally grossed out but you do get your point across, Edwin. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on July 8, 2006

Hahaha! I haven't a clue of what goes on in the den anymore, but this one is just too hilarious!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on July 7, 2006

You got that right!;-)

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