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Mmmm HoneyWine
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It seems me brothers Ed and Ed
have both de-flowered the Lily
Now Pee Wee Ed is on the run
and the Ed the Devil's acting silly

And me, well I've been trackin'
That wench who took me Kraken
She used me fer her pleasure
to steal me pet and find her treasure

She did wear a black eye-patch
oh but she purred and she did scratch
Now her ship is in me sight
and its time that I do set things right

And when I've got me Kraken back
Me sibling Eds I will attack
To take the island which is mine
to make and sell me honeywine


Viking Ed
 
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 Reviews of "Mmmm HoneyWine"
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 7, 2007
Ah methinks Captain Fee's crew may be down for a sampling of that thar wine now that I's retired from the pillaging sife of the sea life and running me own floating bordie- ello.

Captain Fee

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
I enjoyed this adventure. Nice to find you here on the den.
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V" Moonstone

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Quit your whinin'...the Kraken and Rufuz have become friends...never again will ya see him again...e (what does he eat by the way?)

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Good use for the island - a winery!

Next thing you know the island will be over run with priests - wanting some of that good honeywine. [And, they'll be having the nuns make it for 'em.]

Kathy

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
"Beware, Oh Valiant Viking, of The Ancient Ednadites."

Chapter 7,
The Ancient Book of Ed

Reviewed by Rafiriio Daniels
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
This was a wonderful offering of expression

Reviewed by Lewis Findley (Reader)
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
Big Huge Dudes wearing Metal Brazzieres. AVVVVVAAAAASSSTTTTT!


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