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This Old Man
by Felix LeRoy Perry → (All Poetry by Felix LeRoy Perry)
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Not me just an idea I thought was kind of funny...

This old man I played one


I got caught checking out your bum


With a knick knack patty wack


Won’t you take me home


This old man wants you alone


 


This old man I played two


I got lucky how about you


With a knick knack patty wack


Won’t you take me home


This old man wants you to play his bone


 


This old man I played three


I got so horny I had to pee


With a knick knack patty wack


Won’t you take me home


This old man’s bone has quickly grown


 


This old man he played four


Tonight he won’t have to pay a whore


With a knick knack patty wack


Won’t you take me home


This old man has a shiny dome


 


This old man he played five


Shot his load when she talked jive


With a knick knack patty wack


Won’t you lick my bone


This old man wants to go home!


 


 


 


 


 


 
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 Reviews of "This Old Man"
Reviewed by Taylor Ryan
Reviewed on August 25, 2006
I haven't stopped laughing since word one all the way through the comments, Fee! We get caught up so emotionally in the den that a belly full of laughter is a long needed shake up! Write another, I want more smiles and another reason to roll around on the floor!
Lol..
Taylor
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 25, 2006
You Naughty Man You....go home...before picking a bone!!

Love Tinky :)
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on August 25, 2006
Typical!!
Do the deed then shoot through ach, MEN. LOL, naughty Fee needs a paddy whack on the a..
:)Ch'erie
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on August 24, 2006
A naughty song...

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on August 24, 2006
Excellent variation of an old song.
Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on August 24, 2006
You are so NAUGHTY!!! This is too fun!

Susan (:
Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on August 24, 2006
Lets see if AD will let me comment.........I usually get booted off the net everytime I try.......

ok the poem

LOLOL
Adorable...........

pax A
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 24, 2006
Sounds like a personal amusement park to me.....teehee.
Susan
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