Santa Drives a Pick-up Truck
By: Santa Fee
Santa has a cell phone
I saw him hold it to his ear
I saw Santa speed dial a number
Must be North Pole crystal clear
Santa has a cell phone
But I wonder if he has a twin
For it wasn’t Mrs. Claus he asked
To meet him at the Do Drop Inn
Santa drinks designer coffee
Saw him sipping through a straw
I thought he had to drink milk
Isn’t that some kind of law
Santa drinks designer coffee
With special milk from a flask
But if you get too curious
He’ll tell you: “Kid don’t ask”
Santa wears Levi blue jeans
Seen him walking out the door
I guess when he’s off duty
It doesn’t matter any more
Santa wears Levi blue jeans
And a pair of cowboy boots
I think Santa is a cowboy
Who’s getting back to his roots
Santa drives a pickup truck
It’s bright yellow and it’s hot
I saw Santa drives his pickup truck
I guess poor Rudolph he forgot
Poor Santa is a Ford man
and I thought he had class
because Daddy says a Ford man
Must be real dumb(ass)…
Sheila
I loved it and Thank you for the smiles!
OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES! NO Kiddin' what they come out with...
Even Santa has to have a break!
We are Chevy lovers ourself! but I love a yellow truck!lol
EnjOY! your Thankful Thanksgiving with your loved ones and friends my friend! You and many others will be with me/us at our small table with Big Blessings!
WRITE ON!
Warmest Blessings and Inner Peace and WARMER Hugs, Warrior Purple Lady SHEExooo
STay Positive!
Great piece...
Myrna
Hugs,
Christine
hugs
Kat
Be always safe,
Karen
Love,
Becca~
At lease he didn't off his chair fell,
I'd have to have a tube/straw attached to my, well,
As sitting for three hours, with my pee I could hit & ring a bell...ed
Love ya face Cuz XOXOXO, Rose
will Santa Fee do his own version of Seven Days of Christmas? -gene
Love and hugs, Bonnie
Will have your favorite cookies and milk out when you come by ... Karen and I've tried to be good. Have we been successful? If I said yes, then that would be a lie and I don't lie to Santa Claus!!
((((((HUGS)))))) and Merry Christmas, Santa! Love, Karla.
PS Can I have Santa Fee's cell phone number? I wanna call in my Gift List!!
Edwin
Georg
Love you cuz
Lina