Jimmy Johnson for Pres!

Now you’ve had everyone in that oval office

From General’s to a movie star

It’s time you gave the people what they want

A man who drives in old NASCAR

Now hear me if I may be so bold to suggest

The man behind the wheel of number 48

The fastest three time NASCAR champion

Mr. Jimmy Johnson leads the great

You seen him closing in on another victory

He’ll make history again this year

When he wins trophy and title number four

As the crowds will stand and cheer

Now Mark Martin could be his vice president

Jeff Gordon his foreign diplomat

Kyle Busch would make a fine war minister

Settle things at the Talladega flat

Ryan Newman could take charge of tourism

A race track for each and every town

Dale Earnhardt, hm, Dale Earnhardt

Is there such a thing as a presidential clown?

Tony Stewart I can see as head of security

With an armored fleet of black Camrays

Ryan Newman and that Kevin Harvick guy

Waiters at the inauguration carrying trays

Now I say perhaps you should think it over

Could he really do to your country worse?

Vote for Jimmy Johnson for President

His 48 car on the campaign trail of course…

See ya’all at Homestead…git er done!