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The Real Me...Fee
by Felix LeRoy Perry → (All Poetry by Felix LeRoy Perry)
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The Real Me…Fee

 

Been asked a time or two

What I’d look like if…

 

 

I shaved my beard

And grew my hair

So this old picture

I thought I’d share

 

What do you think

Of my dreamy eyes

You must admit it

I do look very wise

 

Don’t you just love

My lips so sensual

My chest to beat on

When I get physical

 

In heat of passion

Women give cheers

Holding on real tight

To these big old ears

 

So I hope this satisfies

Everybody’s curiosity

You see I am what I am

As you now all can see!

 

 


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 Reviews of "The Real Me...Fee"
Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on June 29, 2010
ROFLOL you are a character but we love ya

hug
kathy

Reviewed on June 29, 2010
You are beautiful to me!

Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on June 27, 2010
Very good Fee!!! I love it! ~Chessly

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on June 27, 2010
A fun one, Fee. Love and Hugs,
Sheila

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on June 27, 2010
...you really been hiding your light under a barrel, Fee...

Carole~

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on June 27, 2010
A confirmation of my suspicions???? Nope. That's not the you I was expecting.... You've always been the me I wanted to be. All those great reviews and great postings.... I'm shocked (and HUGELY entertained) Thanks, Dick

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on June 27, 2010
LOL. Very clever and well penned. Hugs, J'nia

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 27, 2010
cute!

Reviewed by pat medlin
Reviewed on June 27, 2010
HAH!you knew this would cause a scurry to ck out your bio...which i did in fact do

this was indeed before the coming of the gray
i will have to say...
you have matured in the most attractive way

thanksforthechuckles...patmedlin

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on June 27, 2010
You're hilarious!!! What a fun read!!!! It's great when we can let our hair down and just have a blast! Enjoyed

Hugs,
Anna

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on June 27, 2010
I always knew you were into monkeying around lol...
haha couldn't resist
Cherrypie

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 27, 2010
Oh Fee! one of the three brass monkeys? only from a Canadian jungle, if you ever had one around there! (LOL)

Georg


Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 27, 2010
Well done, my friend.

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on June 27, 2010
Cute write, Fee.

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on June 26, 2010
wow...curiosites met with Fee...tee hee hee hee....hah hah..wonderful write !!!!

Reviewed on June 26, 2010
Ah, Fee...you're as handsome hair-ful as you are hair-less, but what's with the sideburns??? Dontcha know 'tho, it's whats inside a person, and with that you've proven to be swingin' on a limb of high quality!
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on June 26, 2010
~a d o r a b l e~ :)

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on June 26, 2010
Totally love this light hearted poem filled with humor and truths...
Good one Fee!!
xo
Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 26, 2010
I've said it before, everyone thinks you are cute and cuddly, and yes you look rather wise Cuz and I see you have the Dobbin hairy body. Ohhhhh you little cutie, now everyone knows the real you. Great write, you made a few smile.

Love ya face Cuz XOXOXO, Rose

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 26, 2010
I was going to say that you should shave off that stubble in your picture and put some clothes on, I don't want to see all that black hair you got all over your bod...LOL Ed

Reviewed by Axilea MU
Reviewed on June 26, 2010
Sweet sense of humor Fee, I so appreciate this because it makes me smile. :)

Axilea

Reviewed by Elizabeth Russo
Reviewed on June 26, 2010
Handsome devil! Who of us could resist?? All the women of AD will be running after you now for sure! Better hide! ;) ~ Elizabeth


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