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You Stalked Me All Night Long
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Dedicated to "Dirty Dee", with apologies to AC/DC.
Message Number Nineteen On my answering machine She's the nuttiest woman that I've ever seen Peekin' through my blinds to see what she can find Should've known right away That she was out of her mind Had her put in jail But she still sent mail Thought it was done But now she's out on bail! All my windows are breakin', My bodyguard's shakin', Wish I was mistaken, Or you were fakin' it But YOU Stalked me all night long! Yeah YOU Stalked me all night long! Workin' double time On the obsession line Hope she's one of a kind 'Cause she's not that fine! Well no applause For this lost cause, I could send her overseas But she'd come back for more I tried to go underground So I couldn't be found Then the very next thing I heard my cell-phone ring All my windows are breakin', My bodyguard's shakin', Wish I was mistaken, Or you were fakin' it But YOU Stalked me All Night Long! Yeah YOU STALKED ME ALL NIGHT LONG!!! --KK

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Reviews of "You Stalked Me All Night Long"

Reviewed by Jennifer Holly MacDonald

Reviewed on January 30, 2009

That one was funny. I'm sure AC/DC would have a good laugh.

Reviewed by Cles Wilson

Reviewed on August 10, 2005

Well done.

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on March 21, 2005

very lively black humor ... Judy's advise is good but i told her i was mad and it didn't help much ...

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on March 21, 2005

lol

Reviewed by Sue Hess

Reviewed on March 21, 2005

i love you shook me all night long and this is a great rendition

Reviewed by Tiana ~ (Reader)

Reviewed on March 21, 2005

Well hey KK! Great to read you again! Wonderfully written, always enjoyed your style ... Take care :)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on March 21, 2005

Okay and yes men are stalked but there are creative ways to stop it just use my Insanity Plea. It stopped my stalker.

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