Hope PeeWee Ed write Part Two and Jersey Devil Ed write Part Three, then again, I hope that all the mentioned below by the Editor will set the record straight and defend themselves from the bad-mouthing that I am sure will eventually occur....
THE SAGA BEGINS by Edvard the Elder
Ma kicked us from our dearly home
saying, “to live with your mother
you three bums are all too old,
and I am tired of nursing Jersey Ed
he can find for milk another cow.”
The Elder Ed, the brothers real old,
the motherly “take a hike” filled with
displeasure not only on his thoughts,
as he was conniving a son’s revenge
that included a few shotgun’s shots.
PeeWee Ed his Mom misunderstood
and went to the first recruiting sham
to be a soldier with a shining uniform,
forgetting he was part of three “angels”
and one doesn’t stick from brotherhood.
It was one heck of a very cruel world
that the mother had condemned all three
most tender of all obedient children souls,
a mother shouldn’t be so gregarious if,
solitude was expected from her three boys.
It was a Wild Wild West outside their home
that the three brothers suddenly entered,
the innocents had only a few mean guns
to defend themselves with much humble lead
and give everybody hell’s trouble just because.
Note from the Editor:
In the Wild Wild West the brothers Ed
encountered many perils………named:
Doc Bonnie
Tiger Lily
Birds Whisperer
Santa Fee
Salty Walt
Amber Medicine Woman
Lil’Rattle Snake Southern Comfort
La Belle Rouge Witch of the Night
Flying Fox Ted
Guns n’ Roses Rideout
Hanging-Judge George C
Brimstone Preacher Linville
Legion-Etrangère Emile
Scotman Lounsbury
Wild Life Marcia
Rufuz the Camping-wagon Wolf
and many more…
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Reviews of "Wild Wild West & the Brothers Ed (Part One)"
I owe you an appology and I will do my best to get caught up. The past few weeks have been nothing short of a nightmare, but now the clearing ensues. Now to begin at the beginning of this "Wild West Escapade"...
I'll just lean back chewing on a straw
scratching my nuts and spitting tabbakie on the floor
whittling my time away, as I mentally enjoy the oncoming sagas
Of the brothers Ed
Peace be with you all brothers ED
Breastfeeding at eighteen, hell I did till well never mind that, that picture, have I not seen this, a poster somewhere, yeah the Mounties where looking for you. I see Jersey had a pounch even then, and you sure evolved from that frontloading musket, just the same I like your outfits, you looks real good all of ya!Jasmin Horst
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DOC Bonnie read her morning paper as she was relaxing and enjoying a hot cup of coffee at a Sucie bar...As she read about the her adversaries the Ed Brothers, she couldn't help thinking...somethings very fishing that they come into the public spotlight again....is this a trap? Oh, those bad, bad, bad, boys...we'll see, Sincerely, Dr. Bonnie
hahaha ar Matlack's name for you,Edvark....in my language put a r in 'Erdvark" and it means Something like groundhogg....earthpig.....lol!!
Love Tinka
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
Oh Oh -- "Wild Life Marcia" may swoop in with lunging bungees. And, shhhh, don't tell, but Rufuz is a gaunt and ghastly special forces spy wriggling his way among the wily banditos.
Rufuz is not a peril though his uncle Edvark definitely is...and I will be most happy to write a continuation of this saga...when I get home from work today I will get write on it...Ed/JD/#3
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Be always safe,
Karen
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :(
See my blog, please!!
I have enjoyed the reading of "Wild Wild West & the Ed Brothers (Part One)".
I salute You, Poet.
Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
I keep my gun cocked and ready when your around!
tiger lily,who ain't so silly!
Carole~
Love,
Becca~
Newfie Hugs, Guns n' Roses Rideout
Excitement awaits us here on AD!
scratching my nuts and spitting tabbakie on the floor
whittling my time away, as I mentally enjoy the oncoming sagas
Of the brothers Ed
Peace be with you all brothers ED
William
PS I want you to know I can still fit in my uniform, too!
PPS Part Two is on the way, but knowin Jersey, we may be waitin a long time for Part III!
Brother Pee Wee
Love Tinka
Ted