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Guests from Hell (part three)
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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By the grace of some loony exorcist it seems that some of the illiterate zombies have found some way to communicate their brainless thoughts and roused up from their miserable little graves to send us their nauseous graffiti...


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Robins, owls, Buzzards of every imaginary kind
our Bird Whisperer with kind heart will address,
not suitable language for this misfits gathering
as we never invites Jasmin Horst Seiler by name,
his peaceful demeanor would have Witches upset
and the zombies thrown into a monumental stress.

Talking French gibberish a Canadian stone throw
from Edmonton Alberta he saw the light I guess,
like Regis Auffray we have a few of those cuz
bald like a 8 pool ball shining with such finesse
he will be the Oracle of Delphi answering questions
so don’t be shy, he will be here only to impress!

With so many Queens coming to the Castle Bash,
can’t but offer the finest of the braves Musketeers,
Monsieur D’Artagnan Bonilla, Gardien de la Reine,
mistakenly called William the Destroyer I guess,
as he’s not one of the most perverted one here but,
the love-machine for Witches, with his “largesse”!

In the Castle library you will find at your service
a round Pancho Villa alike, one with a weird obsess
to go cruising with the Mad Magazine’s hot babes
painting red the towns from Miami to Cozumel,
with dog-tags saying he being a Patrick Granfors
more slippery in Paradise than Eva’s dumb snake.

Now, party entertainments will be no duly complete
if we didn’t thrown in the ring the likes of a poet,
a Jude comes to mind if poetry one could “Foresee”
he will be nice to have babbling of Witches oppress
to calm the old hags that were so exited with the bard
wearing leotards two number too little for his “assets!”

We got plenty sea water around for old and decrepit
Pirates like Salty Walt Hardester, a cutthroats bless
that couldn’t remain at home when blood will be spilled
in a gory bacchanal that was confused with distress
and he, being the good sailor he appears to all to be
will be the one giving the last rites to many a guest!




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 Reviews of "Guests from Hell (part three)"
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
I'll be the guy you'll have to physically remove from the party.

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
Okay, so Now I really have to come so that I can see Jude's ASSETS in those leotards..lol And that pirate Salty Walt ummm, and of course William the destroyer and you my dearest one Edvard...I am going to be quite the busy Goddess it seems, I shall arrive a wee bit early..
Love this poem, can't wait
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
...I am tellin' you ,,this is going to be quite the event!!!!!!
you betta save a dance for me Edvard

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
Can't wait George I am bringing the tray of Eyeballs and Gizzards.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on October 20, 2009
Let the party begin, Georg where are the buzzard treats??
Great write, I enjoyed
The buzzard

Reviewed on October 20, 2009
Welcome one and all!! You are such a good host Lord Edvard.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
Never under estimate the magic of the hot babes from Mad Magazine. My copies are always leather bound. Patrick

Reviewed on October 20, 2009
Birds of a feather my friend, it should be a great party, I have great hopes, might need help though with Victoria, such tormenting passion she has, anyway, I am preening myself to look my best when I fly in. Bless ya! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed on October 20, 2009
I adore these portraitures, Georg. More, please! You're going to have a castle FULL. LOL Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on October 20, 2009
I am so pleased to see this portrat Lord EDvard.......
it has many wonderful memories for me bound in the torture chambers of resitence!!
Swathing my thoughts of darkness this is a feast of hungered delights...I can almost hear the squalor of morbidity echoing from the castles tenebrous chambers...now excuse me as I continue to prepare myself for the tyrannous oppressions I have to offer…the scathing dominance of bondage…I look forward to conditioning some new flesh with my tenderly polished leather scourges…some so nicely trimmed with the fiendish claws of a Tasmanian Tigers paw….

with the depths of darkness as my shroud of hidden spies:
Sincerely Bound By Incantations,
Poetess Victoria...The Dark Pestilence of Romance
Archaic Mistress of Caliginous Temptations

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
Great freakin job
Freaky Fee

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
Another fun write, Georg, and I love the word play on Jude's last name!

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
A well written piece,excellent work

Reviewed on October 20, 2009
Delightful write, Edvard; well done! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on October 20, 2009
WONDERFUL, LIKE ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva


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