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Ireland Pink Elephants
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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There are only two kinds of people in the world...
...the Irish and those who wish they were.


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HAPPY St. PATRICK DAY to everybody!






Saint Patrick was a gentleman
who through strategy and stealth
drove all the snakes from Ireland,
here's a drinkee to his health!
but not too many drinkees
lest we lose ourselves and then...
forget the good Saint Patrick
seeing them snakes again...
and the prancing pink elephants!


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Reviewed on March 30, 2010
DEAR ED-ANON -

MAYBE THERE SHOULD BE A GROUP, SIMILAR TO AL-ANON?

THEM T'WEREN'T PRANCIN' PINK ELEPHANTS ...

THEY WUZ - ALL THEM OBESE PINK LADIES THAT YEW DESERTED!

HERE'S TO - "HAIR IN YER BRA!" TK.



Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on March 22, 2010
Patrick was a Saint.
I ain't.

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on March 22, 2010
LOVELY!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed on March 20, 2010
George you remind me of a Somali fable which says:
All people are my tribe. They are all mine. Europeans are mine, too. It was only one night when he got angry that he turned white. Nothing else.

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on March 19, 2010
...and top of the morning to you, Georg.

Carole~


Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
Reliable sources reported to me that the dreaded trouser snake had taken refuge at your place Georg, but the irish whiskey had him too pickled to do the famous snake dance. Patrick

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
Fair warning, dear Georg! :D I hope that your St. Patrick's Day was full of fun!

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
I'll drink to that

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
I'd like to get my hands on a Little Green guy, I'd be singing I'm in the money.
Happy St. Paddy's Day Georg.

Your Newfie Friend Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
Painted St Paul green...yes..there was a pink elephant come to think of it :)

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
Yes a few woke up with a big head that resembled the devil's brew.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
Yea and I raise another glass of green beer up in a toast to me wee friend Georg may you be seven days in heaven before the devil knows you're there.
fee

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
I saw a few leprechauns last night actually riding pink elephants. I'll leave it at that.

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
heard about them there things

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
How much did you have to see those Irish pink elephants, I only saw green ones, maybe I needed to drinkee more...e

Reviewed on March 18, 2010
Pink elephants ye be seeing, Anon Ed?? Methinks ye be celebrating with too much Jameson, my friend! Ahhh, but with St. Pat's appreciation. Your poem brings smiles to me :o)
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed on March 18, 2010
Georg,

The first part about being Irish or wishing to be, was told to me by my Irish cousin. Your poem catches the spirit of St. Patrick.

Mary

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
...and a Happy St Patrick's Day to you, too, Georg

John

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
clever!

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
I saw a lot of green yesterday, but since I didn't drink anything stronger than coffee, I guess I didn't see anything pink, but I'll watch for them.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 18, 2010
Wait a minute, Anonymous Ed - I thought St. Patrick's Day was yesterday. Are you tellin me I gotta get drunk again, today?!

PS: I saw a Pink Moose in the woods yesterday. Does that count?


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