Another quickie from the Dummies Guide To The Human Body collection coz I am currently struggling with writing Latin for this year's Halloween Special.
Take your navel when you go on trips is the best of all travel tips, When you dine on the beach With no table in reach Its good for salsa or mayonaisse dips.
Ian, you are the most prolific poet I know! And you have quite a wide perspective as well. I know of no other poet who can deftly reveal truths about anatomy, travel and fine dining in five short lines.
Now I defy you to do it in Haiku. I'll start:
Your navel serves dips
Of salsa and mayonaisse
When you go on trips
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I will take mine plain please............lol
cute write Ian
but
ick!!
lol
pax A
thanks for the chuckle
Love Tinka
I only ever wrote one Haiku, I'll post it I think.
Now I defy you to do it in Haiku. I'll start:
Your navel serves dips
Of salsa and mayonaisse
When you go on trips
Your turn.
Well Done!
Hugs,
CJ
Susan