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Fingers - The Video
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Fingers is already here, way down my list so I thought a new post for this video version was OK. Appreciation of an important body part and a bit of light cannibalism thrown in.

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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Fingers
 


 

Fingers hold your sandwiches
And fingers scratch your head
And fingers pick your nose
When you're lying in your bed
Fingers play piano, trumpet or guitar
And fingers make rude gestures
When you're driving in your car
So don't cut off your fingers
They do useful stuff for you
And you might find your lover
Enjoys your fingers too
But if you let your knife slip
Because you are in a hurry
Fingers are quite tasty
If you cook them in a curry

- see introduction to the collection on the SKIN poem page. The fingers in the curry (picture) were electronically severed and no real person was harmed in the making of this page - well not until they ate the curry anyway.

 

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 Reviews of "Fingers - The Video"
Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
:)
Never appreciated my fingers so much. Wish I could get them out of my mouth now. lol
Chanti

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
hahaha...fingerlicken GOOD rather eat a finger stew than Lizard pie...lol!!

Thank for sharing Sir Ian!!

Love Nicker-ball-Tink

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
Thank you for sharing the humor, Ian. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Zahala San Simone
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
Oh my goodness-fingers in curry! No! Very humorous piece.

Wendi

Reviewed by Anna M
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
Hmm. Grizzly but very good

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
Clever Ian...but the link doesn't work.
I get dandomain...and a blank page.

Elizabeth

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
LOLOL, this is wonderful, Ian. Just what I needed today. Thank you for the smiles!
My warmest regards,
CJ


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