Though idiots can be enraging
some are funny and engaging,
enjoy their eccentricities.
It does no harm to talk to trees
or bathe in custard and baked beans
and hatch a million crackpot schemes
for running cars on chicken poo.
If all were the same what would we do?
Nobody would start a riot
and all would eat a healthy diet.

There would be no unicyclists
bog – snorkellers or philatelists,
no druids or steam railway geeks
in a world run by control freaks.
Everyone would be insane,
but their madness would be all the same.