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Wisconsin Ron searching for electric herbs in the Jamaican jungle.

Going Green Going green is what it's all about. Everyone's doing it, there's no doubt. Makes me want to sing and shout, "Green, green... green, they say, on the far side of the hill." Here, take your pill... it's herbal. Going green is highly verbal. Like I am Irish (3/10 of a percent). Wearing of the green is where it went. Greens on my table instead of red meat, I used to roar and now I bleet. Hired ChemLawn to do my grass, now it's greener than my gas. Always knew I had a green thumb, Pruned my peach into a plum. Bought a hybrid cuz that's my pride, Handful of oats and a donkey mile I ride. Turned all my stocks into cash, to keep an eye on my green stash. Everyone's green with envy at my style, showing off my green teeth, I just smile. Copyright 2008 � Ronald W. Hull 5/3/08
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Reviewed by Michael Guy

Reviewed on May 8, 2008

actually I'm going "brown" which is the state of my lawn at the moment and until "rainy season" -- I like the idea. Green is lean not mean and I've got a green car, but doesn't matter, can't afford enough gas to go far!

Reviewed by Jon Willey

Reviewed on May 7, 2008

It is a song you know. Have you written the music? You are such a talented man Ron. Thanks for taking a current event and making a wonderful, satirical write of it. Keep this great work coming our way. Jon Michael Willey

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on May 6, 2008

Excellent pen sweet man..have a wonderful and safe day...Hugs..Green Teeth...Oh myyyyyyyyyyy...LOL

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on May 4, 2008

You look healthy and green Ron. It sure looks good on you and your wise words are a blessing to share.
Blessings and love,
Susan

Reviewed by John Leko

Reviewed on May 4, 2008

...wonderful color of positivity...grows on one...in this upbeat write.
excellent Ron...
John

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on May 4, 2008

I can see this done with a rap style beat;-)Love it! Yes green seems to be the new flavor of the month,with everyone selling it ET

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on May 4, 2008

If any of that green herb is smokable and gets you a buzz, send it out my way and I will enjoy it as well, okay cuzz...? ed & Rufuz

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