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A Wisconsin Poem for you:
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Don't know who wrote this,, but I got out of there as soon as I thawed in spring.

Ron


It's winter in Wisconsin
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Wisconsin
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Wisconsin
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!

Ron's Place

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 Reviews of "A Wisconsin Poem for you:"
Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on February 28, 2016
Very cute, an enjoyable read.

Michael D.

Reviewed on November 29, 2012
'Love it!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on February 15, 2010
hahahahah gotta love the mid-west right?!?

Reviewed on December 18, 2009
Ron,

Don't know how anyone could live in that ice bowl. As for me, I'm a desertrat and proud of it! This was very humorous and so true..I guess, never been there.

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on December 17, 2009
No thank you! My Florida bones chill at 50! Funny pen! Thanks for sharing, Ron. Here's hoping your holidays are bright, blessed and bent on giving us another whole year of your witty and wonder-filled works!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on December 14, 2009
Great poem!! I'd be laughing if my face wasn't frozen. Not that cold here in North Carolina, but it is all too easy to imagine what it
feels like to freeze Up Nawth. Hard to watch on TV! I grew up in
Illinois, so I've seen a few snows. But nothing like the ones
Wisconsin gets. Reminds me of Garrison Keilor describing Minnesotans looking like turtles 'cause they're so hunched over. Thanks for posting this, Ron. . .I think....shiver, shiver, brrrrrrrrrrr

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 14, 2009
Thanks for sharing the humor, Ron. Of course I don't imagine it's much fun to be is such cold. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on December 14, 2009
I can imagine.
I was born in chicago
and the weather is similar.
Just freakin' nasty. I did spend
a summer there once on Presque Isle.
The rivers and lakes almost dwarf the land.
Blessings ...
r


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