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Imotion
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1978 photograph by Steven Steigman

Imotion -- the process of going very fast
while sitting on your ass. Like in a boat,
car, train, or plane. Like in a theater,
online, or a video game. I should know,
I am a foremost practitioner of imotion.


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Imotion


We are all in a state of imotion,
going nowhere very fast.
We don't know we're not going,
and we don't know if it will last.

From our beginning,
almost lost in the past.
We moved with a walk,
for our fate was so cast.

And yes, we could run,
to attack or escape.
But we couldn't fly,
like the man with the cape.

So we used the wild animals,
for a bareback free ride.
And I'm sure the animals,
wished they could hide.

Observing round objects,
roll down the hill,
we invented the wheel,
and couldn't get our fill.

Horsepowering the wheel,
one horse at a time,
wasn't enough speed,
for a cart’s hill climb.

Some more horses,
were enlisted,
to carry the load.

And a trail no longer sufficed,
when we needed a road.

With the wind we could sail,
in a powerful motion,
across a small river,
or across a large ocean.

With steam we went faster,
with oil faster still,
gas-fired jet engines,
took us over the hill.

Of the sound barrier and past,
we rocketed to the moon.
No speed was fast enough,
nor was it too soon.

As we sat on our butts,
and went... varroom, varroom!

So with great emotion,
we slouch in imotion,
while the world flies by,
in CGI 3-D animation.

Why walk when we can fly?
We sit and snack for more.
As immobile as rocks,
we get high and soar.

Until the genie is out of the bottle,
and we can no longer walk,
and can't get up from our fat asses,
no matter how fast we talk.

Copyright 2013 © Ronald W. Hull

4/11/13

 


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 Reviews of "Imotion"
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on April 20, 2013
I remember that commercial, (picture) but I never knew what it was called. Interesting!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Laurel Lamperd
Reviewed on April 16, 2013
'Imotion' is a new word for me, Ron. I like how you have described our path to not having much exercise. Today, everyone jumps in their car. cheers

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on April 15, 2013
This is truly clever, Ron, with an effective poetic presentation!
Stay well always,
Christine

Reviewed by Asa Seeley
Reviewed on April 15, 2013
i fly any time i want to or...i content myself with imotion. depends on what i want to do, realizing there is a beneficial purpose and beauty in either. well done.

asa

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on April 15, 2013
Great truths herein, Ronald! Inactivity will be the downfall of the next generation...children don't know how to play anymore and adults are becoming obese....nicely done!

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 15, 2013
As we sat on our butts,
and went... varroom, varroom!

Quite a sad indictment of the human race, and we've now passed this trait on to our children, who are now glued to their computers and I Pads.

You've inspired me to get off my butt and go for another long walk in the woods.

Reviewed by Mor Inchrory
Reviewed on April 15, 2013

Hi Ron,

I think it is true say that your mind does not suffer from “Imotion”

In minded thought, I reckless speed;
far greater than my daily need.
To rush round like demented bee
Those many things, I must yet see.

There leave behind all thought of me.
When on those wings, I seek be free

Mor.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 14, 2013
Until the genie is out of the bottle,
and we can no longer walk,
and can't get up from our fat asses,
no matter how fast we talk.

Words to "the wise" for sure, Ron. Thanks for the "heads up." Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Isabella Koldras
Reviewed on April 14, 2013
Like your poem, it does picture the time lapse
that accelerates movement.
It brought a smile on my face. My life seems to be run
by iMotion HD iPhone/Pad Apps. I'm able now to visualize
the flow of time and the build in Detector Lite secure
guarding My Space in order to frequently notice
"something's amiss! in ....the unexpected movement.
Imotion Time-Lapse iPhone test confirmed, it's the Air Wick
Freshmatic Imotion that released extra burst of fragrance
to endorse....the movement to be detected...left me confused
but relaxed knowing the place smells beautiful.

PS: Edward's comment (below) upgraded my smile to healthy
giggle.







Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on April 14, 2013
you got it all covered in this one
budd

Reviewed on April 14, 2013
Oh, hell, yeah!

Love ya,

Jane

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
before we know it, we'll be traveling out the solar system with our minds ... now that's powerful "imotion" ...

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
There’s one form of Imotion I don’t recommend
It’s called vertigo and it’s not your friend.
Your head will spin like a freaking top
You can close your eyes and it still won’t stop.
Hard to grab the brass ring on this merry-go-round
With your ass in the air and your head banging the ground.

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
Having my glass of wine,
I salute this one *Ron*

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Vicky Semones
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
What an excellent ride, as I sat here sipping my latte!!!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
The need for speed consumed us; as long as we were sitting still. Good one, Ron.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
Lotsa good points in this one, Ron. I agree, especially with the last part of the soliloquy, which is we have become a nation of fatasses and that fat has engulfed our brains making the biggest portion of us into a nation of sheeple.

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on April 13, 2013
Absolutely charming and pointed with warnings we should all heed.


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