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Hairy Xmas Chester’s nuts roasting on an open fire, Jack’s frost ripping off your nose. Your tied legs being hung by a wire, And yolks trussed up like wrestling pros. Every bastard knows, … Homemade hash and ecstasy, Help to make the seasoning bite. Tiny snots with their eyes all aflow, Cannot sleep from fear tonight. They know that Satan’s on his way. Bringing lots of tools of torture on his lai. And every mother’s wild is going to pry. To see if pain dear can wheelie fry. And so I’m pilfering this simpleton’s phrase, From kids to you and me. Although it’s been said many times many ways … Have yourself a hairy little Xmas. To your farts delight. Have yourself a hairy little Xmas … Pow! And good night. Same to you, … Buddy! Copyright 2002 © Ronald W. Hull 12/15/02 ... My thanks to the cartoonist. I wanted to write a Christmas song, but the Grinch got hold of me ... hee, hee ...


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Reviewed by Victor Jensen

Reviewed on December 29, 2002

Some songs actually sound better re-written and this one????????? Humour at it's best.

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish

Reviewed on December 23, 2002

Tiny snots! No please not tiny snots anything but that!
WONDERFUL POEM RON,
if you are free for Christmas lunch come around I am having kangaroo paw stew with witchetti grub sauce for the main.yum yum.
Merry Christmas Ron and I hope you have a perfect New Year and that'snot a lie.
Hugs from
Kay.

Reviewed by na na (Reader)

Reviewed on December 22, 2002

Ron I really enjoyed this humorous write. Happy Holidays Ron. I hope that the light shines done on you and makes it better for you. I really do. Bill Murray

Reviewed by Janet Caldwell

Reviewed on December 22, 2002

ROTFLMAO! This is rich my friend, Happy Holidays. lol

Love, Janet xoxoxo

Reviewed by Brittany Renée

Reviewed on December 22, 2002

Creative, I must say. I think my guy friends would like it a bit more than I, otherwise, I comend the creativity :)

Happy Christmas!!
*- Brittany -*

Reviewed by john zimmerman

Reviewed on December 22, 2002

irreverent parody, indeed!!!

lol

i loved it!

john +

and to you too

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