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Ohio Odyssey
by Connie Faust → (All Poetry by Connie Faust)
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Mike and Cindy(our daughter) were headed to California on business. We were to babysit little Chelsey and Jason and their ancient poodle, Jasper.
I got bursitis so bad I could hardly stand the pain. Because I take a blood-thinner, I called my dr. in PA, who insisted I go to the ER. We didn't even know where it was, but just about then Cindy's friend Marie called to see how things were going, and helped us through the week with her love, her prayers, and she even drove me to the ER.
At the ER, they confirmed that it was only bursitis, and there was no bleeding in the area, and they prescribed pain pills which basically knocked me out for the rest of the week.
Dear Bill took over the babysitting and everything else. (His cooking left a lot to desire.)
Meanwhile, it seemed that everything was disentegrating around us--what a week! It was so bad it was funny, and everything that happened made us laugh more (when I was awake enough to laugh)
Cindy and Mike called every day to talk to the kids, who helped us keep it all a secret so they would not worry about us.
Well, there's much more to the story, and more disasters that occured that week--too many to even write about in rhyme, but I'm keeping you from the poem. Read on.

OHIO ODYSSEY
 

O, they set off for O-hi-O one fine day
at the very end of September;
Little did they know, that their long-awaited trip
was a time they'd always remember.
 

O, Bursitis set in before they set out
with their luggage, their snacks and their pup;
In spite of the pillow, in spite of the pills,
her old shoulder just kept acting up.
 

O, they made it to O-hi-O just in time
to get all their instructions and such;
But her shoulder still hurt when the new day dawned;
it needed a chiropractor's touch!
 

O, the chiropractor's words were "...hot, wet towels,"
but they called her doc in P-A;
He said an X-ray was a ne-cess-ity;
she must visit the E-R today!
 

O, the "sandwiches and soup" were good at first;
she'd wake to eat, then fall back asleep,
While he took over each and every duty,
for he had a covenant to keep.
 

O, his responsibilities were many;
Chelsey had to help him all she could.
Though there were unexpected tribulations,
the hours spent with 2 sweet kids were good!
 

O, poor Jason, little Jason, felt so bad,
till Pappy, with bucket, did arrive;
Then Jason tried to throw up in the bucket,
dousing Pappy - not one time - but 5 !
 

O, Jasper was sad and bewildered all week,
and he seemed to be hosting some fleas;
So they kept him locked in the bathroom all night,
though he sat at the door and cried, "Please."
 

O, the washer and the toilet wouldn't work;
water spouted from the kitchen floor;
The dishwasher baked food on every dish;
the pup got very sick -- and there's more!
 

But the LORD was there through all of their trials;
with Marie, His angel, sent to pray and care.
Mike and Cindy never learned, till they returned,
what happened the week they were not there!
 
"Why do you say....'My way is hidden from the Lord'?....
The LORD is the everlasting God.....
He will not grow tired or weary...
He gives strength to the weary....
Those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength.    
They will soar on wings like eagles; 
they will run and not grow weary,
they will walk and not be faint."
(from Isaih 40, NIV)

 
 
 

 


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 22, 2007
Gotta love your attitude, Connie. Thank you for sharing this saga. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on August 5, 2007
There will be days...and then there will be days!
Gotta give hubby the medal of honor here!
Well, now that things have settled maybe a few cooking courses might come in handy! LOL!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Butch Howard (Reader)
Reviewed on July 27, 2007
I would say Bill deserves the admiration of all for his devotion and, as you stated, keeping his covenant! I hope you are feeling better. Thanks for sharing this tale of overcoming life's challenges. It is inspiring and cleverly written.
~Butch Howard

Reviewed by Bill Grimes Jr.
Reviewed on July 26, 2007
He travels with us indeed dear Connie. A beautiful trip to share with us all....Quite inspirational...., despite the nasty Bursitis.....You are loved my friend.

His peace,

Bill

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on July 26, 2007
They say laughter is the best medicine and memories are ment to last forever. Thank you.

Rose

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on July 24, 2007
Wow! What a week! A week that you will never forget I am sure, but I love how you ended this write...very cleverly written, sends a positive message even through all the discouraging things that occurred you relied upon God for strength and can now look back and smile about the entire week! Loved it!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on July 23, 2007
Oh my! This either was a week to remember or one most assuredly to forget. You all certainly had your hands full, didn't you?? I am pleased to hear that all turned out okay for you and your family.......

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Barbara Smith
Reviewed on July 23, 2007
Connie, this sounds like a week you'll never forget but think what you left behind with the Grand children...love, hugs, kisses and Grandpa's cooking! I enjoyed this a lot...I can remember many unusual visits we've had also.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on July 23, 2007
Ahhh sometimes these are the weaks we remember most when we look back and say remember when...

Fee

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on July 23, 2007
I can relate somehow because for the past year and a bit I have suffered from frozen shoulder. It got better after much painful physiotherapy but the pain persists slightly. Bursitis is of course worse. Lovely poem. Kids are lovely too. Victor

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on July 23, 2007
These are the days that prompt such good stories of life. Can't get better then real life. wEll done. Thank you for sharing. Lady J

Reviewed on July 23, 2007
Connie,

Being from Ohio originally...had to read this. Sorry about the pain, but o, the times you had. :) You'll laugh about this...someday...LOL Enjoyed reading, hope you feel better sooooon!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 23, 2007
Both angels and laughter are truly the best medicines for our many woes in life, and I enjoyed your epic Ohio Odyssey very much, Connie.


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