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Margie's Melodies) Oh, Margie Isn't Drinking Anymore
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From a Birthday Songbook
Tune: "The Hat I got for Christmas Is too Big"


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Oh, Margie Isn't Drinking Anymore

Oh, Margie isn't drinking anymore!

They cut off her supply down at the store!

The distributor's gone broke

as he cried, "This ain't no joke!"

for Margie isn't drinking anymore!


Oh, Margie isn't drinking, not a drop.

She used to buy it every time she'd shop!

Now whole milk she does not touch;

Her cholesterol's too much!

No, Margie isn't drinking anymore!




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 Reviews of "Margie's Melodies) Oh, Margie Isn't Drinking Anymore"
Reviewed by Geoff M. Pope (Reader)
Reviewed on January 28, 2010
Delightful dairy-free poetry!
I'm a little slow, so the cow
graphic didn't even give away
the punch line.

Geoff

Glad you enjoyed "The Blood Jet"!

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on April 14, 2009
Gave me a good laugh. Hugs, J'nia

Reviewed by Alan Cook
Reviewed on March 2, 2009
That's a riot! I remember the hat song too. We need more laughter in the world.

Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on February 20, 2009
I drink soy milk, think about this, we humans are the only animals who drink another mother's milk, how gross is that? that and the fact that I know animal proteins are not the best for you does it for me. Cute write

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on February 19, 2009
wow....charming write.i hate milk...the thought of it makes me puke...good Margie's not drinking anymore...with milk one sulks....warm wishes Connie. neerja

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on February 18, 2009
I'm not drinking (whole milk) anymore either... Way too expensive. :~)

Cryssa

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 18, 2009
Delightful, Connie. Thank you for the smiles. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on February 17, 2009
L O L -- !!

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on February 16, 2009
This is an entertaining and enjoyable poem.I like the rhythm and the flow of it all.I enjoy reading it,take care

Edwin

Reviewed by Carol Ekins
Reviewed on February 14, 2009
You've definitely gone off the deep end. This poetry does not qualify as a blog! What are you putting in your milk?

Reviewed by Jack Kuperman
Reviewed on February 13, 2009
Ha ha ha. Good. Thanks

.The distributor's gone broke. yeh.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Hobbs (Reader)
Reviewed on February 13, 2009
Hi Connie
Everything in moderation they say. Cheers! Liz

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 13, 2009
LOL well this applies to a lot of us, not drinking milk, no more baocon and eggs, no more grilled cheese sandwiches and no more extra butter on baked potatoes...ahhh I long for the good old days when ignorance was blss....

Fee

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on February 13, 2009
This is great my sis...hilarious and jumping...NONE OF US ARE DRINKING ANY MORE...Cholesterol's TOO HIGH AND WE'RE GONNA DIE, NO NONE OF US ARE DRINKIN ANY MORE...GREAT WRITE...LOVED IT...LOVE, BONNIE

Reviewed on February 13, 2009
Adorable, Connie! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on February 13, 2009
Very lyrical! Heeehee! I enjoyed this!!!
*Don't have a cow*, heeehee!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on February 13, 2009
LOL Cute write, Connie; well penned!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D


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