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Elizabeth A. Price

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Gastritis
by Elizabeth A. Price → (All Poetry by Elizabeth A. Price)
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gas prices are ridiculous...

Gastritis

 

Gas painfully high

Pump stations, I try to pass

Prices fixed, I think

 


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 Reviews of "Gastritis"
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on May 8, 2008
Soooo clever!

Reviewed by Leann Marshall
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
This kind of gastritis won't succumb to Nexium.
(Is that what it is?)
Good write, Elizabeth.

Reviewed by Axilea MU
Reviewed on April 20, 2008
Great humor in this one. Lovely concision.

Axilea

Reviewed on April 19, 2008
How apropos, your clever word-play! I'd laugh if my wallet wasn't pinching...
~~ Micke

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
Think we are all getting a little gastritis these days, well said. Maybe I should go back to riding horses.....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 19, 2008
Down to earth and up to date haiku...great...ed

Reviewed by xxxxxxx cccccc (Reader)
Reviewed on April 18, 2008
Well thought of! Funny but ... serious.

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on April 18, 2008
Gas providers really have us by the you-know-whats, even if we don't have a set. We have no choice in the matter. We have to get to work. With prices so high, taking a drive just for fun isn't very realistic anymore. My hubby and I used to love going further north in NH to take in the fall foliage. Great poem, Liz! A good reflection of the times we live in! Love and Hugs:)
Sheila

Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
This was really cute... #3.45 in NC and I am hating it.

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
Ha, ha, ha... Love the title and the double meaning!
Cryssa

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
Very good indeed...hugssssss

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
Yea it is a bitch, especially with summer and the nice weather coming.
Fee

Reviewed by Mary Coe
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
Love your title. High gas price is a huge problem to all of us. An excellent write. Loved the read.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
Excellent! Good to see you poesting!...ET

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
OMG ... I paid four dollars a gallon at the beginning of this week. We're all gettin screwed with this. Welcome back!
Richard

Reviewed on April 17, 2008
I think you are right.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
You think? Psst! Me too . . .

Reviewed by Deborah Munson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
What a cute take on "Gastritis" Inflammation of Gas Prices...he he he........glad you found me so I could find you! Cheers, Deborah

Reviewed on April 17, 2008
OWTCH! Already have a pain in the neck (pinched nerve) and now I gotta pass rock hard prices outta where?!?? LOL TOO MUCH!!!!!!!! Well said, Elizabeth.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :(

Reviewed on April 17, 2008
Gastritis is right!! SHEESHAMIGHTY!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(


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