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Mary Lou's Filosofy of Cristmess
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Mary Lou is my alter ego. As such I'm not sure if she pushed Grandpa Mo down the stairs or just let go...

 

Mary Lou’s Filosofy of Cristmess
 
 
I thinks I likes Halloween better
Yer cin be mean an’ git away wit it
Cristmess yer supposed to be nice
Or Santi will fergit yer on his list
I help Aunt Tilly across de street
De little spill she took was and extry treat
Den Grandpa Mo need help wit his wheelchair
I push him down de stairs wit care
So I have been good
De best I cin be
An we’ll see if Santi remember me
 
 
 
 
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 Reviews of "Mary Lou's Filosofy of Cristmess"
Reviewed by Jerry Engler
Reviewed on January 6, 2010
I think Santi better be careful 'round Mary Lou...........Jerry
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on December 14, 2009
How clever! L O L !!! :)x:) 'Pea :)x:)
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
Reviewed on December 14, 2009
uh oh...Mary Lou...Mary Lou...Mary Lou!!
wheelchairs & stairs are not a good mixture....
I hope the fireplace is not going to be burning
seasoned logs December 25th...ouch...
Peace, Love & Inspirations
Vickie
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 14, 2009
Thank you for sharing this delightful write, Liz. Love and best wishes,

Regis
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 14, 2009
hmmmm trick or treat indeed, creative Liz!
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on December 13, 2009
Creative and cute, Liz. Excellent fun:)
Sheila
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 13, 2009
You pushed him down the stairs - with care??!!
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 12, 2009
needed a good laugh, this did the trick!;-) lol!

Merry Christmas,
With Love,
Eileen
Reviewed by Mary Coe
Reviewed on December 12, 2009
LOL! that was so cute.
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 12, 2009
Hmnnnn I am going to have to look awful hard at my list to see where she is on it...

Santa Fee
Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on December 12, 2009
Oh Santi will remember you all right, Mary Lou Elizabeth, ...in fact you're top of the list and he's comin' to get ya.
Nice one.

John
Reviewed by Stephen Cherring
Reviewed on December 12, 2009
How quaint. the turning away from grammar rather using a down to earth style and a great little storyline to-boot.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 12, 2009
Yeah, and you probably flashed the blind man / How cruel / Unless you allowed him the braille flash treatment . . .
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on December 12, 2009
HE CERTAINLY WILL NOT...!(SMILE) GREAT WRITE WITH HUMOUR. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 12, 2009
Naughty amusement. Get your coal shovel ready. Patrick
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on December 12, 2009
Oh, he'll remember you, alright, just not in the way you expected. Ummm ... might have extra coal for heating, way it looks now. LOL! Well penned, Elizabeth. Certainly hope you're not like Mary Lou.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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