I got on the floor
To attack the brand new year
Pi-la-tes for Dum-mies
Was my exercise
For tummy and rear
Tighten and heighten
Firm and tone too
But the crink in my neck
Was not in the plan
Now what am I to do?
I can't turn my head
Without hurting
Like a beep
And I came off sounding
More like the bleating
Of several sheep
Well, next year I plan to
Ease into the year anew
Attacking is attacking
And subtle is the better
Thing to do...
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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 8, 2005
I tried all those exercises and damn near had to go to the hospital to get my butt out of my armhole but this a really good one.
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