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The yogi, yoga, and yogurt
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I have no idea if this is a poem, maybe it's prose but it's written by me SO THERE. Fifi Larouche
I was practicing yoga at the local studio when my yogi came in to talk to me He said yoga is very good because it helps balance my chakras I had no idea what he was talking about But I felt real hungry after he left So I decided to eat some yogurt By the way my yogi has never been with a woman THAT'S WHY HE'S A YOGI HE HAS TO USE HIS BRAINS ALL THE TIME TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

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Reviews of "The yogi, yoga, and yogurt"

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle

Reviewed on August 30, 2008

lol this is a pretty good poem and hilarious.I enjoy reading it,take care

Edwin

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on August 30, 2008

Marcus,

Thank you for the laugh, this was beautiful!

Mary

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OMIGOSH MY REVOLUTIONARY FRIEND MARTA WROTE THIS POEM....I WONDER IF GOTH MY SPIRIT GUIDE INFLUENCED HER TO WRITE THIS POEM? I BELIEVE HE''S A SPIRIT

BROTHERS....SISTERS...

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EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE A BIT OF FUN THIS TIME OF YEAR...WOULD YOU ALL CONCUR AND AGREE? OMIGOSH MY SCIENTIST FRIEND DICK CAME UP WITH THIS SILLY SONG.

OH ATHEISTS OH ATHEISTS

By the 200 Year Old Great Writer.... Omigosh sometimes I feel like the kicking the 200 Year Old Great Writer in the butt but then

DOTH I SAY MY LOVE FOR MY RED CHIHUAHUA

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