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When No One Is Watching
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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Are there things you do when no one is around that you won't do in company?


I'm very prim and proper
faux pas are not my style
I frown at the improper
give propriety a smile

I hold my glass with pinkie
at its proper place
Haughty, I am better
is always on my face

Miss Manners is my hero
I watch my every move
Everything that I do
Is so you will approve

When people are watching

But if they aren't

I scratch my butt
and pick my nose
I wear white socks
with panty hose

I burp and fart
expelling gas
I wear hot pants
on my ass

I pick my teeth
and slurp my soup
I even grunt
when I poop

I'm very crass
and quite uncouth
And if you really
want the truth

God, I love it, when no one is watching



  

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 Reviews of "When No One Is Watching"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 17, 2006
lol...human you are too much...no angel when it comes to honesty...you painted the perfect ME!!

Whahahahahaha...njanie-cupêlla it's true...we are all human!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on October 17, 2006
Hell, now you've done it! The world will never be the same. I'm so blessed that I don't have to be around you when there's no one around. Get lost with all of that, Man! You should be outta' this world ! ! !!
-Bill

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
Not that reminds me of a young man I used to know. With his girlfriend he was all gentlemanly. When he left, I could not stand his foul language or mannerisms. There should be a balance in our our behavious.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
lol ... you're a riot ... i hope your don't wear the pantyhose on your head ;)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
ME TOO...! Ed

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
Shameful! Scandalous! And a heck of a lot of fun, sweet poet man. You are a nut, you know ... I loved this!
Voyeur hugs,
CJ

Reviewed on October 16, 2006
LOL, Rusty,

If people only knew what we do in private, they'd be shocked! LOL Manners go out the window! Excellent observation in humorous form.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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