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QWERTY
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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I was sitting at my computer one day wondering what to write about. The answer was right in front of me.


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My typewriter is dumb, and it can't spell
Let me show you how I can tell
I use my left hand and my right
And what comes out is quite a sight

On my left I'll type and see
Q W E R and a T
Down a bit you can key
A S D F and a G

Even Lower, just feel free
Type in Z X C V and a B
On my right I type with glee
Y U I O and a P

In the middle a funny station
H J K L colon, quotation
At the bottom, where they park
N M comma dot question mark

You see! my ol' dumb typewriter
can't spell words like Troglodyter



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 Reviews of "QWERTY"
Reviewed by Chris Fitzgerald (Reader)
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
You really made something of your wonder. quite cute. Thanks for sharing. Chrissy

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 11, 2006
(shaking my head in awe) You amaze me with your talent, Mr. Daily. You've taken something as mundane as a typewriter and created an interesting, funny, and enjoyable poem. Excellent work.
Loveya,
CJ

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 10, 2006
L O, Y U R A * 2 D, C U...

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 10, 2006
I cannot type, just two fingers. Change all the letters and I'm in trouble. After alll what's a Troglodyter? Not some fine wine I hope!!! Victor

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 10, 2006
Pretty clever but you missed all the numbers1234567890, and dollar$ signs!!!


(and exclamation! points and (parenthesis)and the ats. and ands& and a percentage% of the stars*, lines_ and dashes-,so, if you could add+ this up, it would equal= aBackspace minus- a squiglee~ something or other with an accent` screaming swearwords*%#$.%# on top of a mountain thingy^ LOL
Good job Rusty!!!!!
oops!I did it again...
I loved this! Smiles!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 10, 2006
You QWER clever you.. You!!

Very creative....i did spellcheck you.......lol!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 10, 2006
LOL cute write :-)


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