That Darwinian freak show friend of mine just can't quit telling me about the monkey to man evilution crappola.
Just the other day he was telling me about natural selection and how we evolved by the survival of the fittest. You know, where the biggest and strongest adapt and all the pussies die off.
I told him, “look you big ape, if God hadn’t smoked mother earth with a big freaking comet you would have been eaten by a dinosaur and not standing here telling me how tough you are."
He got up on his hind legs and started beating his chest, so I slapped the hairy little son of a bitch and told him, "God doesn’t like bullies".
LOLOLOL, Rusty, I love these poonies. Clever.....well done! I don't agree with evolution; I ain't no ape. :) BUT, that being said, you make people wonder with engaging, thought provoking verse.
Ah......don't let him bother you Rusty, first of all, he's little, so obviously he isn't even here...according to him, and second of all it's obvious you went ape shit over some Darwinian mutant...hind legs? beating his chest?...son of a bitch?
Hmmmm?.......(thinking)........ Oh! and tell him there is a world full of pussies! So there! Lay him out for me would ya?!!!!!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy
Full of humor...I often felt that way during college when a particular Dr. insisted that evolution was the answer to all of man kinds questions. I just wanted to say...what about God, aren't you leaving somebody out...but I remained quiet and often times wrote poetry while he lectured on things that did not appeal to me. Your poem is full of humor and you say things that most only dare to think.
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling
But, I like that damned Ape! I like him lying on the floor from your well timed slap. So there, all you, "Write it and read it to suit myself," religionists who know all the answers. - Bill
Go get 'em - tiger-man! - Bill
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 7, 2006
So he's hairy isn't he? That's why he's all mixed up. Victor
A naïve councilman and a down-on-her-luck single mom try to save their county’s last stand of forest from greedy developers and a dysfunctional government.
A naïve councilman and a down-on-her-luck single mom try to save their county’s last stand of forest from greedy developers and a dysfunctional government.
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CJ
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(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Hmmmm?.......(thinking)........ Oh! and tell him there is a world full of pussies! So there! Lay him out for me would ya?!!!!!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling
Wendi
Go get 'em - tiger-man! - Bill
Thank you for spitting my bloody coffee AGAIN!!
Love Tinka