Judge Susan Weber Wright
Using her powerful judicial might
Has determined it's not against the law
To expose yourself in Arkansas

Wright has written on legal page
There is no claim of moral rage
If a man's breath is hot and bated
Too bad girls, if it's isolated

Bill may have been boorish to a fault
But exposure is not sexual assault
To keep this in proper perspective
April Fool was the day of her directive

Because Susan has said it's not galling
For women to see a man's pants falling
Zippers will fly fast and furious
Genital exposure is not injurious

Now I don't mean to be terribly venal
And in no way should we be penal
And sue a man in a court of torts
Because he is airing out his shorts

So come now folks, don't be silly
From Gennifer Flowers to Kathleen Willey
Bill has shown his Presidential Paw
Can roam anywhere in Arkansas

Paula will not have a day in court
Not enough evidence to support
A, he said, she said, private exposure
But we can't bring thing matter to closure

Because if a man handed down this ruling
The NOW gang would surely be drooling
Of how they would rip his legal bones bare
After all, with Anita, a coke grew hair

Bill's actions, unacceptable, but not unlawful
Although they are most certainly awful
We won't let him be Tripped up and slighted
His caddish behavior, Judge Susan has Wrighted

Presidential predators are all right with NOW
We'll certainly be glad to disavow
All those tramps who want to hurt Bill
After all girls, you're no Anita Hill