I'm the  Tiger Lily who married
the pirate named Ed,He was lost at sea
his ship sunk in the briny,and after years
of thinking he was dead,he shows up
threatening to take his island back,while
poor Tiger Lily is going to  rack and ruin
she had made the Island a beautiful retreat
for poets and writers,  he wants to make
it a  Bordello and Bingo Hall,but the worst
of it is, all the phony EDs crawling out of
closets,ready to go to war,and destroy all the
beauty, but it's my duty to see that they do
not have their war- so I've contacted a famous
sorcerer-and with my husband mr pee wee Ed's beautiful animal menagerie,we will have victory
over all the forces that want to take it away from me-then I shall take hubby ED to a doctor who'll
restore him to the kind hearted man he was before
I cannot sit by and watch him lose his Island
the way he lost his mind,so I hope some will help
find a way to reason with him--

Tiger LilyED--