nose is so sore. i'll be surprised if i don't wind up with a black eye. (or maybe two.) boss asked me to hold open the door, "no prob," says i.
nose is so sore. he'd brought in extra tables and chairs for mother's day. "please hold the door." he had to return them, or more money he'd have to pay.
nose is so sore. phone rang--boss said to prop the door with a brochure stand. "i'll answer it!" that was before i lifted it--it came apart--BAM!!!
nose is so sore. the top part came off and whopped me square across the nose. BAP. OW!! THAT hurt. thought i'd broken my glasses. thought a million "oh, no!!"s.
nose is so sore. my glasses were safe, but tears were streaming down my face. oh GEEZ that hurt. as much as they cost, can't afford to get them replaced.
nose is so sore. the boss asked me if i was okay. *whaddaya think??* i kept my cool. didn't swear, didn't go "blankety blank blink blink BLINK!!!!!!"
nose is so sore. didn't go ten rounds with killer, didn't get KO'ed. did this myself. i don't even like boxing, too violent, you know? :-)
Sounds like a case of workmans comp to me, days off, injuries taken to the doctor, companies pay, etc, etc...Hope you recover well, Peace, Ed & Rufuz (ruffie wants to lick your nose)
Your poor nose! I hope you feel better soon! Take care Karla,
Reindeer
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 10, 2004
Aha! Now I've got it...! I knew there was something about you, my sweet, loony tune pal, and now I've truly GOT IT! You're hilarious! You're slightly off-kilter, LIKE ME! (giggle). Sigh.. oh, god, I'm sorry about your nose... BUT... BUT... you've made me laugh out loud and for that I must do a huge cyber hug... (did you feel it? hehe). Carry on, silly! hehe... katy xox.
OUCH! I can feel your pain, Karla. My monster mutt knocked me down a flight of stairs the other day; I thought I'd never get up. But, he was only playing; don't know if I'd be as nice to your boss as your were, though. You are truly a Good Person!
Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)
Reviewed on May 10, 2004
LOLOL!!! This is very funny, how original, especially loved the format for this one, made it fun to read.
So sorry you got punched in the snout; but THIS time you CAN'T put the blame on ME! LOL Sorry this happened to you; but loved the spark of humor you put into this not so humorous situation! Wonderful write, as always; you just keep on getting better with each poem!!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your (sympathetic) twin sis, karen lynn. :( (yeah, RIGHT. SORry! LOL)
have a nice week,,,after that it has to get better
Tommy
I love this one...
Susan
Take care....
God Bless
Michelle R Kidwell
Reindeer
What a bummer! Hope it's okay now. that is really
painful...fine writing!;-)
Happened to some one I lnow too!!
Wish it knocked some sense in his head..but no ways!!
Love Tinka
So sorry you got punched in the snout; but THIS time you CAN'T put the blame on ME! LOL Sorry this happened to you; but loved the spark of humor you put into this not so humorous situation! Wonderful write, as always; you just keep on getting better with each poem!!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your (sympathetic) twin sis, karen lynn. :( (yeah, RIGHT. SORry! LOL)