Severe weather rocked parts of Texas yesterday, but wanted to let you know Karen and I are safe. :-)

o, give me a home free from storm syndrome,
when tornadoes drop out of the sky,
they're no basements here, i cower in fear,
and i think that i'm going to die!

home, home on the plains!
where i think they're a tad bit insane,
no safe place to hide, i tremble inside,
*if there are, they are flooded with rain!*

the skies will be blue, then a storm moves through,
and they turn a lovely shade of green,
the sirens then wail, and my face gets pale,
and of stormphobics, i am the queen!

home, home on the plains,
where i think they're a tad bit insane,
no safe place to hide, i tremble inside,
*if there are, they are flooded with rain!*

i need a safe room to escape the doom,
i feel whenever a storm blows through,
but houses will fly when twisters pass by,
look at that video on the news!!!!

home, home on the plains,
where i think they're a tad bit insane,
no safe place to hide, i tremble inside,
*if there are, they are flooded with rain!*

if it's my turn to go, my turn to go,
i would rather not go in a storm,
i've got no voice, but if it were my choice,
i'd die in my sleep, all safe and warm!!!!

home, home on the plains,
where i think they're a tad bit insane,
no safe place to hide, i tremble inside,
*if they are, they are flooded with rain!*

(C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman.