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Stormy Skies III (Haiku Chain), or: ALL WEATHER, ALL THE TIME
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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And in the headlines today:


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Thunder plots murder
It was overheard talking.
ARMED AND DANGEROUS!

We go to traffic:
Clouds are bumper to bumper.
No let-up in sight.

Rain stars in movie.
It's the biggest flood in years.
An action thriller!

Breaking news story:
More clouds killed this afternoon.
They were wringing wet.

In Fashion today:
Lightning sewn on party dress
Will spark a new trend!

In Book Publishing:
"A Stormphobic's Book of Storms"
Remains Number One.

T.V. Commercial.
CLAP ON!  CLAP OFF!  Control storms
With a STORMCLAPPER!

We have breaking news:
The murderer has been caught!
He was heard bragging!

More troops sent to war.
Sunlight is too powerful.
Need reinforcements!

Offstage:  TURN IT OFF!!!!
Who left the blender's lid on?
The hail can't get out!

T.V. Commercial:
Newest water ride:  RAIN FLUME.
Ride it...if you dare!

In Sports News Today:
Heaven's Bowling League:  No strikes.
The slump continues.

T.V. Commercial:
Still scared of storms?  No shelter?
THAT'S TOO BAD FOR YOU!

And in the weather:
More thunderstorms expected.
More storm poems, too.  :-)

More at eleven.
Please stay tuned to this station
For late, breaking news.

(C) Copy written June 27, 2004, by Karla Dorman.


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 Reviews of "Stormy Skies III (Haiku Chain), or: ALL WEATHER, ALL THE TIME"
Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on June 28, 2004
Wow! These are good!
Great Haiku! BRAVA!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on June 28, 2004
LOLOL, these are fun and really clever Karla, have I ever got some catching up to do in your place, but I have you on tracker now.
Ty for these, they are cheering me up today:)
Love Ch'erie

PS Sometimes the Den is just toooo big, and I miss so many good writes, but I pulled a ligament in my ribcage a few days ago, so I am forced to stay still, great opportunity hehe. xx

Reviewed by Debbie Edmiaston
Reviewed on June 28, 2004
Karla, you are so original. I LOVE Haiku and you did it so well.
Super write!
{{{hugs}}}
~Debbie~

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 28, 2004
Very creative write Karla!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
Reviewed on June 28, 2004
I can take as much of this as you can throw at me....I love the rain....ok our thunderstorms over here aren`t nearly as bad as yours, so hit me with your rhythum stick.
I dont know a haiku from baggel, but I know it sounds great. The skies keep rumbling and your poetry reigns down...its exhilarating....

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
outstanding kaiku poem ...

Reviewed by Fletcher Bailey (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Wow...what an excellent haiku...Karla you really have a thing about the weather...it is like having our own very knowledgeable weather girl here on the den...your haiku rocks...Fletcher B

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Applause Applause!!!Storm Goddess Karla your birthday
has propelled you into more realms of creativity!Brava!
this is splendiferous!!!

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Very creative Karla!!! And good too!!! I am sending you some serious sunshine down there for you guys to bask in it!!! Don’t worry, I’ll send some lotion too…lol!!!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Such a creative way to deal with these storms. I basked in the weatherman's 110% probability yesterday as they all went to Fort Worth to hang out.

Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Excellent Karla! Loved your poem!

Reindeer

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
In Maze Storm There's Always LIGHT At END Of TUNNEL,i.e. If You Look For It You'll Find It-OPEN YOUR (HEART) Eyes!!


TRASK

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Kaptivating 'kus, Karla!

My favorite:

T.V. Commercial:
Scared of storms? No shelter?
THAT'S TOO BAD FOR YOU!

Yikes!

Reviewed by P. Michaels (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Karla,
Karla,
This is an unique and clever way to talk about storms, and it's all done as you say in a Haiku Chain. I love it.

Love,
Patty

Reviewed on June 27, 2004
There seems to be a lot of storms lately. Good write Karla!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Super excellent Karla, I love the haiku form in a bit of poetic form as well, so freakin' cool...you have talent coming out of your pores young lady...Peace, Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed on June 27, 2004
(((Karla)))

Delightful write with a sense of humor! Hope your stormy days end soon; but BOY! What inspiration! WOW! AWESOME haiku chain; enjoyed so much! Thanks for sharing!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2004
Does the little tornado pic still come up on the tv?

Nice write, you make me yearn for those majestic storms.

Love the great discription (gun at my head to pic fav. Bang I'm deaded)


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