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Nuthin But Troubles
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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My case comes up next Friday. :-)


Poem Artwork

I shake my hand holding the pen,
Trying to dislodge the words from within,
They remain stuck inside the nib,
What a way for a poem to begin!

Get--
Out--
Of--
There--
Damn--
WORDS--

I shake harder, the ink then flies!
Covering my readers from head to toe!
Oh, God...tell me, what have I done?
Has this happened to anyone you know?

*Clean*
*Wipe*
*Clean*
*Apologize*
*Clean*
*Blot*

Gently, I coax words from my pen,
But tehy esuddnly odn't mkea nay sense,
O, God, what now?  I die inside!
Meanwhile my Muse laughs at my expense!

+Stab+
##Maim##
!!!Wound!!!
~~Die
Muse,
Die~~~

My home's now at the local jail,
Been charged with murder in the first degree,
I didn't mean to kill my Muse,
I just couldn't stand her laughing at me!

(C) Copy written, August 9, 2004, by Karla Dorman.


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 Reviews of "Nuthin But Troubles"
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2004
you have that right MZ Karla this is fantastic.

Smiles HUGS
LP

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2004
Karla, this is simply AWESOME!!! Good luck in your upcoming murder trial…lol! Bet they throw the book at you…lol!!! Great stuff, Poet!!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 10, 2004
Muses can be quite aggravating. My muse, Bullwinkle, often irritates the hell out of me, but I haven't done him in yet. And your tragic tale will make me think twice when I feel like doing him in. Thanks, and Good Luck!

Reviewed on August 10, 2004
Karla, what a delightful piece. You ae such a delight to read. <HUGS-N-_LOVE> Mikii

Reviewed on August 10, 2004
Truth is sometimes the best humor we can write. Avery humorous poem. Thanks Karla. your friend and brother in Africa.
abdinoor

Reviewed on August 9, 2004
Karla
This is awesome
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Fletcher Bailey (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
Karla...very witty and funny...Fletcher B

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
What a scream Karla...and so touchingly original ...
You bring tears to my eyes at times .
Love and Hugz
Peter

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
Great write and great graphic!Karla your creativity
is going in leaps and bounds lately!;-)

Reviewed on August 9, 2004
Oh my, This was so funny Karla,

Reindeer

Reviewed by Ann Piatt
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
hahahahaha! I can completely relate to this one. So many times i feel the words inside just wanting to bust out of me...and i sit down to write...and NOTHING! Very frustrating feeling. This was a really cute spin on writer's block! :)

Ann

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
LoL enjoyed this.......hmmmm death by pen.......

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
This is sooooo funny! I love it.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
heeeeeeeeehehehehehehe...thank goodness you missed me!!

I'm alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PMS- Pack My Suitecase!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on August 9, 2004
(((Karla)))

This is too funny; I can relate to this at times, myself! Hysterical write, love the humor incorporated within your brilliant mind! Well done; BRAVA! LOL

Love the picture, too! You can't be convicted on words alone; I was a witness! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twink, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Sarah Tagert
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
This is so cute. I have felt this way far too many times to count!


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