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I Swear I'm Gonna Kill Her
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I swear I'm gonna kill her She's making me lose my mind Since she's come into my life No rest, no peace can I find I swear I'm gonna kill her She woke me again last night I wish she'd leave me alone But no, I am forced to write I swear I'm gonna kill her I must write in perfect rhyme If I don't do as she says I'm charged with poetic crimes I swear I'm gonna kill her She swats my hands with the pen If she doesn't like my words She makes me write them again I swear I'm gonna kill her I'm about to go insane WILL SOMEONE PLEASE RESCUE ME She's getting to be a pain I swear I'm gonna kill her You'll see my name on the news "POET CHARGED WITH MURDER ONE" All because I killed my Muse (C) Copy written, 13 October, 2004, by Karla Dorman.

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Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on October 14, 2004

Oh do I know this feeling! Fun write :-)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on October 14, 2004

The muse comes and goes, happy are you when got it, sad when it hides from you...boy you can't win can you...LOL! Ed

Reviewed by Sarah Tagert

Reviewed on October 13, 2004

lol, I feel like this at times. When I am trying to sleep and my muse insists I get up and write!

Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen

Reviewed on October 13, 2004

You are on a roll here, keep it up
God BLess
Michelle~

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson

Reviewed on October 13, 2004

ok, but first give her a hug for inspiring this. :)

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero

Reviewed on October 13, 2004

LOL!!! Karla, you're a wit! Loved this poem. I felt that way many times. In fact -- going through it right now. You've hit it just right.

Carmen :-)

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)

Reviewed on October 13, 2004

too funny!!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 13, 2004

:( I knew it!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Karen Chalfant (Reader)

Reviewed on October 13, 2004

This is such a cute poem and so creative! Great work - and you hang on to that muse!

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on October 13, 2004

lolol

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on October 13, 2004

Lol... If you kill it, it may return to haunt you.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on October 13, 2004

Such creativity, and you want to kill it?!? Don't you dare...
Karla this is exceptional poetry!I know you love your muse;-)

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 13, 2004

(((Karla)))

Don't do that; otherwise, we wouldn't be able to read your poetry or stories! That would NOT be a good thing! You are one of the best ones here at the Den! Wonderfully witty write; well done! BRAVA! LOL

Thanks for my laughs of the day! This is a keeper! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

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