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Poetry Can Just
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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WARNING: This doesn't necessarily reflect my mood...today. LOL

I writes 'em as I gets 'em. And boy, did I get it.


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Poetry can just kiss my ass. 
Having to think in metered rhyme,
It drives me crazy all the time...
Poetry can just kiss my ass.

Poetry can just kiss my ass.
My Muse keeps me up late at night,
Something about that just ain't right...
Poetry can just kiss my ass.

Poetry can just kiss my ass.
Poetry writing is just for fools,
Who sits around and drools and drools...
Poetry can just kiss my ass.

Poetry can just...nevermind,
Having one of those days today,
I take it all back, it's okay,
Fergit what I said, erase, rewind

(c) 2005, Karla Dorman.

  

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 Reviews of "Poetry Can Just"
Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
fools are some of the happiest people in the world

super funny



joy and starlight

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
No fear, Karla!! Can't BELIEVE this!! I have just written a poem "inside out" that is JUST this very thing, I reckon!! Well, about what poets DO with poetry, actually... or rather how they write it... or somethin... anyway.. that cheeky (!!) kiss is what I had in mind EXACTLY when I wrote what I wrote, too, so guess The Muse is being her usual promiscuous self - bless her!! Love this, daggone it! There's another comment I COULD make about mutual ass-kissing, but I'll spare you! :)) LOL Kate xx

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Everyone feels that way at times, Karla. It's good to let it all out and you did that very well through your poem. Thank you. Amour et paix. Ton ami de la C-B, Canada. Régis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
Oh I see you at least have a smart ass....NOT a dumb ass...poetry can kiss my ass toooooooo!!

One ASSkissing...nevermind the rest write...lol!!

Love Tionka

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
lol join the club!;-) rant on Karla!

Eileen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
I sit around and drool myself, does that mean I am a fool too...? Ed

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
hahahaha, thanks for the laugh! Tells it like it 'tis, sometimes!

Reviewed by The Voice (Reader)
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
Well, You did say it all....lol, almost. Thanks for the smile. Hope all is well with you and Karen.

Hugs to you both!

The Voice

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
lololololololololol

lkdfjlkfjlkdf = lauhing fit!

Reviewed on April 22, 2005
I think we all get those days, and I agree that it's a very funny piece...
God Bless
Michelle!

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
Okay and hey I get these days too.

Reviewed by Huda Orfali
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
Very funny!
I guess I'll just stop fooling around with poetry and find some other thing to pass my time
Just kidding, I woul die if I stop writing
love and peace my friend

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
So, first off, I will say this, "Poetry has kissed your CLass!
And you're at the top of it. Good going - good poet. You've said it all for us when we're down. You're a fool poet no mater the subject. - Bill

Reviewed on April 22, 2005
(((Karla)))

your muse is on a ROLL lately; this is a very bizarre (but hysterically funny) poem! brava; keep up the great writing, and may your muse never let you down! well done!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
ROFL. I didn't have a day like that recently, but did feel like I just didn't want to write. Not quite the same as writer's block. More like, gee, the muse is taking a nap, don't bug her. On the other hand, I've been reading Aberjhani and he's so damned intimidating I feel like maybe I should just give up! LOL Got a kick out of the write, Karla. ~~Nordette


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