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Touch and Go
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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With poetry, it is touch and go -

There are times when you soar into the Heavens,
Riding a current of generous applause,
Nothing can possibly be better than this,
Being accepted as the Poet you are.

Then, the unthinkable happens -

Suddenly, there's a major malfunction!
The engine of your creativity stalls!
Blinking lights are warning you are out of ink!
And your Muse makes off with the last parachute -

SHOOT.

It's not going to be pretty -

The landing, I've heard, is going to be rough,
And there will probably be some broken bones
(That is, if the fall doesn't kill you outright),
And you
F
A
A
A
A
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
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into the maelstrom of mediocrity -

But you'll probably be okay.

(Check poetic conditions before you leave,
Make sure your pen passes pre-flight inspection,
And, for Heaven's sake, this is MOST important:
Make sure that you have an extra parachute!!)


(c) 2005, Karla Dorman.
 


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 Reviews of "Touch and Go"
Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on April 24, 2005
I LOVE what Karen said to you and second it. "your muse is insane but I love it!!" what a trip this was. could go again and again.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 24, 2005
Oh this is well done!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
From cruising on poetic seas to flying above and about rhyming clouds, you are on a roll, kinda like a hoagie, don't stop...Ed

Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Wow this is really awesome
God Bless
Michelle!

Reviewed by George Jackson
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Oh I'm keepin' this one. Wonderful=0).

Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Ha ha...cute and funny Karla! Love your thoughts here,

Reindeer

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
This is so clever, Karla. Very cute and well written. As far as writing is concerned I pretty much fly by the seat of my pants anyway. I am always amazed when something that I write is accepted at all, much less liked...still, I write...because I must write...and I always keep an extra parachute strapped on...just in case.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Karla you have become one of the most creative poets I've read ANYWHERE! So for heavens sake, just be you and keep em coming, your
bound for glory!;-)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Henry Stevens
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Great fun, dealing with the knawing fear, of flying (Poetry) we all have. Henry

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
darn that's what I always forget to do is check the poetic
conditions no wonder I crash and burn all the time. lol
And don't carry a parachute containing the laundry. ;)

Reviewed on April 23, 2005
(((Karla)))

This reminds me of those disaster films they used to show (in particular, "Airport" or the "Airplane!" spoofs!)! Well done; what an imagination you have! Your muse is INSANE!! LOL But I LOVE it; brava! Very well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Been there. Done that. As early as this morning, actually.


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