he only loves me for my words . not because i am beautiful (which i am) ... he's infatuated with my meter and the way i make love to his ears and that is why he sticks around .
my burgeoning bosoms have no appeal and neither do my hips attract him - i can drive him to orgasmic climax with one word from my pen - he shudders , then rolls over and goes to sleep .
he absolutely drives me nuts with constant pleas to write poems " just for him , " to prove my faithfulness to him - that boy is making me tired ... DAMN tired ... and one day , i'm gonna lose it .
it's no wonder Poets get drunk and write mad stories of what REAL love should be - i mean , come on ... with love like this , who in the hell needs enemies ?? do other Poets have to endure this crap ?
(c) 2005 , Karla Dorman .
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Reviews of "He Only Loves Me For My Words"
Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on May 31, 2005
BRILLIANT work!! I love this!!! YAY!!!!!!
right in the ball Karla..
we all get a taste of it once and while ... comes with the territory ... luv this poem ,it's gets down to the grit of it ...
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 28, 2005
Holy Moly, Karla! This is drop-dead brilliant! Hilarious? No question. Never-been-done? A given, indeed. I hung on every line, every verse... I swear, I can read 'til my eyeballs fall out and my head spins, but this? This is something my eyes and my brain thank me for. This is nothing short of a poetic feast!
It's hands-down my favorite of yours so far and that's saying something! I'm keeping it... so I can turn to it when I have moments of thinking "it's all been done already..." You have inspired me, my dear. katy xox
This one is just plumb neat. Sweet and cuddly, and all the other good words between mate and mate. Guess, I'll just have to take your words for its content! - Bill
Good write and very mellow for bening such a dramatic spontaneous work.
Felix
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
My old woman don't kare much bout them thar words. Hell, she's a sex manic, yeah, that's whot she is. Sometimes she wonts ta doit once er twice times a goldarn month. Don't know whot I'm gonna do with her.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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right in the ball Karla..
{{hugs}}
Vesna*
You, heeem. I just started laughing after reading this great offering.
I resonate with this tapestry!
Thank you.
Emeka
This is too funny; thank you for sharing this witty write! BRAVA! Well done!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
meter and the way i make love
to his ears
Now that truly sounds like true love to me!
It's hands-down my favorite of yours so far and that's saying something! I'm keeping it... so I can turn to it when I have moments of thinking "it's all been done already..." You have inspired me, my dear. katy xox
This was not only cute, but wildly entertaining!
Lisa
God Bless
Michelle!
you've got a true poets mind!
Love,
Alrisha
~Linda
Felix
Excellent Write On Right...
TRASK
Peace.