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Slugbug!
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My arms are getting awfully sore Since my sister pegged me once more I cannot begin to match her score Since new slugbugs made an encore Tags me on every single one Red, blue--it don't matter none Yellow, green--to add to the fun Black, silver, white--another one! Slugbug, slugbug, what a fun game Slugbug, slugbug, hear her exclaim Slugbug, slugbug, whap!! not again-- Slugbug, slugbug--I think I'm maimed!!!! Dang--I wish she'd quit doing that Swingin' at me like a baseball bat Couldn't she just give me a pat? Must she hit like she's at combat? Slugbug, slugbug, what a fun game Slugbug, slugbug, hear her exclaim Slugbug, slugbug, whap!! not again-- Slugblug, slugbug, I think I'm maimed!!!!
I love you, Karen...SMILE!!

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Reviewed by Netta Jack (Reader)

Reviewed on March 14, 2003

This was a fun poem. I enjoyed reading it. I think I was smiling all the way thru.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Galvez

Reviewed on May 19, 2002

Oh this is FUN!! My kids and I play slug bug all the time...and I usually wind up the loser...because I'm driving...Thanks for a good time!

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)

Reviewed on May 19, 2002

I love the humor here, the way you wrote this! Thanks for making me smile!

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