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Who's THAT???
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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All this from looking at my dishpan hands. :) Enjoy.


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Whose hands are attached
to these limbs?
They're so ... old.  I don't
remember
them looking like this.
And whose face
is that looking back
at me?  When did those
grey hairs and
wrinkles appear?  They
weren't there
yesterday ... least I
don't think so
(little fuzzy on
the details).
And whose body is
that below
the neck?  It's not mine!!
I was in
shape and didn't have
all these ... lumps ...
and bumps all over.
My breasts used to be
perky; these
are saggy/baggy;
my belly
never looked like that,
not at ALL.
And where did all these
aches and pains
come from?  I didn't
order them ...
or the varicose
veins or the
flatulence or the
haggy hairs
(the list is growing
much longer
day by day by day).
Whoever
sold me this bill of
goods lied ... age
ain't all what
it's cracked up to be!

(c) 2006, Karla Dorman.


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 Reviews of "Who's THAT???"
Reviewed on March 6, 2006
LOL Karla a great piece as always though
God Bless
Michelle!

Reviewed on March 5, 2006
Oh Karla, so funny, but, yes, so true too. Age is moving in on us, a little...usually about 6-8 hours into the day it gets better.
Lots of love and many hugs, Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 5, 2006
Funny but true. LOL I sure know the feeling in the morning lol
Felix

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 4, 2006
Hey where did you get my Pic???

Hey not bad for an oldy I say..lol!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 3, 2006
Damn, where did you get that picture of my boss...LOL, Ed

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 3, 2006
LOL wonderful poem for me to read tonight! Thank you for the smiles. Tell your body it looks younger every day. It works :-)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on March 3, 2006
This is hilarious and right on! Age defies beauty sometimes...especially within.

Your words are undeniably honest and you speak for so mny....of us!
<smile>

Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on March 3, 2006
Hide the mirrors, thank your mother, thank your father, and FIRE your photographer! I assign her name MATILDA LABLAH!

Sage

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 3, 2006
hahahaha the golden years,someone put that g there by mistake;-)lol

cheer up Karla,no way could you look like that picture;-)Great write!


eT

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
Reviewed on March 3, 2006
Feel blessed, Karla, the alternative is grim. LOL

Carmen

Reviewed on March 3, 2006
Karla~

Funny write; you put the humor in aging (gracefully?)! Very well done; this is absolutely hilarious both in verse and in picture! GREAT JOB; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin sister, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on March 3, 2006
You gotta take the good with the bad Karla...lols
At least that is what they say...lols
Love it !
Peter

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 3, 2006
You got that right, my sweet.


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