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Gobbledygook
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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HeeHEE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)


The media has alllll the answers
they want you to know as they've printed
your mind with alllll the knowledge they know
until you don't know what you know--you know?

The liberals have alllll the answers
they want you to know as right is left
not right, but by then, you're so confused
you don't know right from left--errrrrrr, am I...left?

Conservatives have alllll the answers
they want you to believe is right, right,
because what they believe is right, right,
and now I've really stumped you--am I right?

Starting to sound like a polititian.  :)

(c) 2006, Karla (Vote for me!!) Dorman (10/31)

 

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 Reviews of "Gobbledygook"
Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on November 3, 2006
Great thoughts ! That's our world of today............M

Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia
Reviewed on November 1, 2006
Man, you nailed this one head on....er, to the left............er, no, on the right.......well???

That's why I rarely watch tv - though I do listen to radio, to keep track of the pulse of our nation.

Personally, I do not vary to the left OR right...I let the Holy Spirit sift it all out for me!!!

Good write...right?
Love, Rhonda

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2006
Dear Karla,

Those who claim to have all the answers are usually mired in their own "gobbledygook" and want you to join them. Look at the track records and vote for those who consistently under promise yet over deliver.

Love & Light always and in all ways,
Joseph*

Reviewed on November 1, 2006
Honest pen on the way the media works.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
WEll you sure sound like a politician, you got my vote!;-) Hope you're not running with two left feet;-)...Well done!ET

Reviewed by H. Lena Jones
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Pretty good at confusing a nation, I would say. That's why I rarely waste time watching TV. Too much contradictions and rubbish. All the same, clever write, Karla. :)

God Bless
LOL
Lena

Reviewed by Daring Sunshine
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Chuckle, Bravo, Reservations; We're loosing so many options one way or another; the only truth we can hold onto is Christ Jesus.
Grace,Peace,&LOL,
Sharon

Reviewed on October 31, 2006
LOL Karla I understood this, keep this up, and be blessed...
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Well hand me a hanging chad and I'll vote for ya any day Karla! This is a fun write, about a subject that has gone totally outer limits. My hubby and I counted 8 political ads in a row during a commercial break at the 11pm news last night. Jeez!!!!!!!!! Hugs and Love, Michelle

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Yes and OH how I want it over LOL they are everywhere calling, mailing, commercials, board signs i just want some honest men..... To run this country with Gods influence. Love your peom you got my vote karla. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Ditto Peter!!
Love tinka

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
interesting political commentary of our times and the way we are told things. Right or wrong.

Fee

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
You'll get my vote Karla. Here we will soon have an election too. I wish I could send all to the blazes. Defenitely not one person who is already in Parliament will get my vote. Victor

Reviewed by Myrna Badgerow
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
My cousin is a state senator and I always tease him about it because he is honest to a fault...he says the key for him is letting the truth sound like so much BS that by the time they figure it out he's gotten what he's after...lol
Cute one... serious issue but cute!
Myrna

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Karla

You show us the pitfalls of being a politician..
Best to be yourself..;-)

God Bless

Peter

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
VOTE SPECIAL K! She has all the answers....

Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Whattya tryin' to do?? Confuse me even more! I'm already confused enough! LOL Very cute write; you've got my vote! Very well done, Karla; enjoyed this one very much! BRAVA; keep 'em coming!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin sister, Karen Lynn. :D

If you ever decide to run for President, can I be your campaign manager? HMMM?? *grins*

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
You can't be a politician, you're too honest.
Rusty

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Whatever you say...e

Reviewed on October 31, 2006
The media is so smart, they should be running the country. What are those eds doing in the pressrooms with all that wisdom? I used to be left but now I'm right, and I do mean right, I get nothing wrong (ha) at least according to the right - if i agree with it. Anyway, I have gravitated to the political centre of gravity. Problem is, the left occupy here as well because it thinks any deviation from its world view (or is it a pathology today?) is not normal. Think I'll be a hermit.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Please never become a politician, Karla. There are no right ones left!


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