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Spring, I Fear, Is Cancelled
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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A surprise snowstorm snuck up on North Texas, dropping anywhere from an inch to three inches of sleet/snow. We're not done with the wintery precipitation yet: a winter storm watch has been issued for late tomorrow through Saturday. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Love it.

"SPRING, I FEAR, IS CANCELLED"

...due to lack of interest:
budded branches reverse
themselves into hiding;
blankets deliver a
stttutttering sense of warmth;
frozen pipes pipe a song
that no one wants to hear;
drivers suddenly learn
cars are l o u s y skaters ------------
Global warming.  HA!!  No
one told the Man upstairs!!

(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (1/17)


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Reviewed on January 18, 2007
Texas weather is oftentimes fickle; wait five minutes, it'll change, garonteed! LOL Very well done, Karla; love it! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin sister, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 18, 2007
Even mother Nature can get tempermental...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 18, 2007
Your poem reveals how much the weather affects the our moods, Karla. Thank you for sharing. It is snowing here too. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on January 18, 2007
LOL, a wonderful poem, Karla, and I'm happy for you that you got a taste of winter -- at least for a little while. I agree, cars ARE lousy skaters and they seem to develop wanderlust on ice, going wherever they want to! This poem is cute!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on January 18, 2007
Love this one Karla...you get the weather first, then us
love and peace, Carole

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 18, 2007
At least the people of America believe golbal warming has happened, the antartic melting into the see. Her it is like spring.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 18, 2007
Karla,

I agree. The weather is really out of our hands.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 18, 2007
Loved this!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 18, 2007
Good one, we too are feeling inter..-30 with wind chill.
Fe

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
In Malta, the weather refuses to rain. It simply shines and land is thirsty. Victor

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
Snow ain't bad,
Ice makes ya sad,
Nothing drives the street,
But sledding is really neat...Ed & Rufuz (ps: please Auntie Karla, send that snow this way, but don't tell daddy I asked, okay? Rufuz)

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
When you are freezing we are sweating from heat,it's hot here as I write this.Your excellent write has cooled me down and I am sending you a hug from Australia to warm you up a while...hugs....and best wishes always,I hope it gets warmer there soon for you Karla.
Love from
kay.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
You can't argue with the weather since it is allowing you to create some great poems, but you don't have to like it;-)hahaha Love the mirth you are showing;-)

Reviewed on January 17, 2007
This is a great write here, I enjoyed this write, thank you for this
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
Even though the teeth are chattering, the poem is humorous.
Keep warm...snuggle up with someone.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by H. Lena Jones
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
Global warming? Or is it Global WARNing? Either way, ain't nothing we mortals can do to fix it. Yep, we do have to look up, for once again a warning is upon us. Take heed or ignore! Blame the warming!
Another good write, Karla! Keep being watchful, my friend.
Keep well, keep warm, don't drive, keep safe!

God Bless
Much love
Lena

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
If you really want to meet Old Man Winter, he's staying at my place for several weeks - come on up - North, that is!

Reviewed by Daring Sunshine
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
Ha! Haaaaaaaaaaaa! You're from up North, in Ohio; cold in Texas is just plain old cold. Be careful.... (((((((hugs)))))))))) Sharon

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
Karla I love your peom and humor laughter maketh like a good medicine thank you for my dose.

Bless ya Stay Warm,
Joselyn :):)

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
cars are lousy skaters...that would be a great bumper sticker Karla.
Rusty


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