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Somethink About A Halloveen Ball??
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Couldn't resist. :) Happy BOO! day to y'all. Mwahhahaha!!!

Meet Vlad, my Wampire BunnyRabbit. :)


Poem Artwork

News finally reaches me ... somethink
about a Halloveen ball??  Hard to tell,
reception a bit iffy.  Rabbit ears qvit
vorkink at about da same time da

rabbit qvit breathink.  Vhat can I say:
vas t'irstier den normal.  Sorry 'bout
dat.  Only channel that comes in wit'
any clarity is da Veather Channel -

ALLVEATHERALLDATIME.  Now tell
me:  Vhy does a Wampire need to
know da forecast ot'er dan vhen
da sun's risink or settink, eh?  Down

in da dark, it's been like it has for aeons:
dark.  Just da vay I like it.  No light for
dis wamp.  Might make an exception:  my
MonsterMash a bit rusty, howewer........

(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (10/22) 

    

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 Reviews of "Somethink About A Halloveen Ball??"
Reviewed on October 25, 2007
Love the bunny lingo Karla!
Creative poem to boot!
BE SAFE! This spooky time of year!
WArmly,Warrior Lady Sheeeoox

STay Positive!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 25, 2007
Now lets see ya repeat all that in a good old southern drawl, ya'll, Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 23, 2007
uhd Vat is dat, Komin to the ball, vill be a goot time hadden byes we all ...Ya'll

Walt

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on October 23, 2007
Love the dialect of that bunny rabbit.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 23, 2007
You can come to the ball as a Storming Weather, you can figure out how!
Georg

Reviewed on October 22, 2007
LOL I loved this keep them coming
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Whoa! A Wampire Wabbit?? Good going girl! Gonna be a fun ball....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
cool and fun write!

Reviewed on October 22, 2007
was ist mit der low dutch, have you been drinking that witches brew already? I could barely understehen, you should be well pickled by the time you get to that ball. Bless you, Gesundheit!Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Hehehehe,
that's what I sound like after a third glass of merlot....
R~

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
This is soooo adorable,,,,,Happy Boo day to you Karla,
send us a video of that MonsterMash dance,K???
Christine

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Wampire rabbits - what's next? Cleve addition to the halloween ball.

Kathy

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
A true cutie by a cutie! I adored this Halloween Treat! LOVE YA! SC

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
I vant to suck your blood!!!! Vampire Rabbit!!!!
Good one Karla!!
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
I'd wuv to see Vlad and my brother, The Jersey Devil, doin the Monster Mash together, at the Ball!

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
lol...this is vonderful fun, Karla!
love and peace, Carole~

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
A hoot Karla you do this so well! love your wampire wabbit!
enjoy the ball!;-)

Love,
ET

Reviewed by Edward Lupinacci
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
I tout I taw a wabbit

I did I did see a wabbit

and what a waskely wabbit is was

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Well done Karla. God bless.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Are you going to the ball. Go Go Go!!!! Do the Monster Mash...what a sight!!
Love,
Susan

Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Very creative. Loved this good write. :)

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Ahhhh good to see all getting into the spirit of the night that creeping up like a dark shadow...promises to be entertaining to say the least.

Fee

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
lol Great fun.

Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Karla, this is adorable! Very well penned; brava!

...And a big MWAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA to you too! :)

Love the part about the bunny...you bunny murderer, you! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Welcome to the Ball Darlink, I'll share all my snacks with you! Vamps just wanna have fun.


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