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Summer Cold
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nothin worse den a sumber code,
nothin worse den a runny node,
joints are achin, feel like a wreck,
my head's splittin'...i feel like heck,
dis danged ol' code snuck up on me,
really hade dis...it's not funny!!
people laugh ad da way i tawk...
i blow my node, ya hear a hoooonk!!
my t'roat hurts, it's achy an sore,
gotta go to work, 'cause i'm so poor,
sombwon called in, 'cause dey don' feel good,
ya t'ink i am in da workin mood????
wadn't 'round no one who was sick
why am i da one who's feelin ick??
my eyes, dey be swole up an red,
how i wish i coulda stayed in bed...
t'ink i'm runnin fever again,
feels like it's a hunnert an ten!!
got some asp'rin dere in my purse,
sumber codes, de absolute worse!!
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Don't you just *HATE* summer colds?
Yep...I got one!! Ahhhhh-chooooo!!!!!!!

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 Reviews of "Summer Cold"
Reviewed on July 17, 2002
Hahaha!!!!! Oh I'm sorry Karla, I didn't mean to laugh at your misery. Okay, okay, please get well soon!!!!!!

I'm so glad you can write something about that cold!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o) / May Lu $*_*$

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on July 16, 2002
great one...made me laugh...get well soon

Reviewed by m w
Reviewed on July 16, 2002
This is so cute. You should write children's books. Wonderful

Reviewed on July 16, 2002
yup. i can relate..i have one a' dem sumber colds, too! a fellow code sufferer wit' a code in her node, karen lynn. (((AAACCCHHHOOOOO!!!)))


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