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Cyclone
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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I love you, Karen. LOL *OW*

Can't get away from storms,
no matter how hard I
try.  There was a cyclone
that came up in the night,
one that stripped the covers
clean off the bed; pillows
were scattered around the
room (still looking for one).
Should have heard the roaring -
no wonder I'm beat black
and blue ... n e v e r share the
bed with someone who kicks!

(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (12/8)


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 Reviews of "Cyclone"
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
lmao that is to funny, I have shared the bed with my niece and I end up on the floor half the time, now we are looking for a new bed so she can have mine when shes here
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
Funnny!!
No wonder your funny bone in the rear hurts, hahahahahaha!!
R~

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
very cute. Lady J

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
hah--so very cute!

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
At least she didn't kick out the bedroom window! My sister did way back when we were kids! Haven't shared a bed with her since then. But this is too funny Karla!!!
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
Kick her outta bed...LOL, Ed

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
Hey my husband accuses me of kicking about all night long and swears I've put a few bruses on him. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs are on the way, Rose

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
have her wear padded slippers to bed, Karla..cute poem
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
Karen is probably just "two steppin" in her sleep,,,,,, Such a cute write, made me laugh..
Christine

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
LOL Been there and done that... I am a grand parent lol.

Fee

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
Gotta love it!!! . . .

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
lol Funny girl. Try sleeping with a German Shepherd that thinks she owns the whole bed and wants the pillow too. I've learned not to argue. Cute Karla

Reviewed on December 8, 2007
HEY!!!! KARLA!! You are in trooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuublllllllle....

This is too funny! (Not for you, but for me; I don't know I am doing this; I'm ASLEEP!! LOL) Cute write; very well penned! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Cyclone. :D LOL

Reviewed on December 8, 2007
LOLLLL hard to share a bed with someone that kicks, my daughter kicks me (and us) all the time in her sleep. Cute write.


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