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Heart Attack and Goal
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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thirty seconds left
put up or shut up
'nuff pussyfootin'
'nuff screwin' around
TOUCHDOWN!  tie game!! now
for the extra kick
(eleven seconds left)
GOOD!!! 'Boys back in town
NFC East Champs
.. . don't do this to me . ..
ticker can't take it
heart attack and goal!!!!

(c) 2007, Karla Dorman (12/9) 
 

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Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on December 13, 2007
Right, what a day!!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 10, 2007
Smiling..thanks for sharing!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 10, 2007
NE-Pitt game was not a tough loss for Pitt. Brady and the Pats are so in synch, I don't evev think they have to practice much. I think they are unstoppable.
Here in Ga. we have a little saying..."Go Braves..and take the Falcons with you."

Walt

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 10, 2007
Karla,

I've Always been a Cowboy's fan but I think N.E. is too powerful. Peace, Love and Blessings Always, Paul.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 10, 2007
Many a game has produced many a heart attack - Be Careful!

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on December 10, 2007
I do not have much time for sports...at least not until Nascar season again. Great write, Karla

Reviewed on December 10, 2007
LOL great poem
God Bless
Michelle!

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
I'm a Steelers fan, Karla. We just lost a tough one to New England.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
Karla,you have the heart of a true sportsperson!
I know the feeling;-) Great write!

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
LOL...you have a great sense of humor. ~ Sara

Reviewed by Steve Joos
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
I'm a Pakcer fan, but I think I can understand where you're coming from.
And considering what you must have been going through watching that game in detroit, all I can say is...
HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!!
Congratualtions.
THEY CAME HERE TO PLAY BALL, HOWARD!
Thank you very much, Dany Don
orry, I used to do a Howard Cosell bit when I was a disc jockey.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
Well said and your excitement is felt.....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
This is why I love the competitive sports...foot ball...college football makes me dayum crazy too!
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
LOL, My team lost for the first time in 28 games.
Sounds like you're celebrating the D C's....

Reviewed by Jerry Newton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
Now that's the Roger the Dodger Cowboys I grew up watching. HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!! jln

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
LOL, I like it! Makes me re-call those holligan days in the German soccer stadiums...
R~

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
Sports can be very stressful whether it's Jimmie taking the checkered, a football player making the touchdown or a Canuck hockey player shooting a goal in at the last minute.

Fee

Reviewed on December 9, 2007
I'm just glad that I wasn't in the hospital when the game was on! LOL Remember last year with OSU/Michigan?? They turned off the game 'cause I got too excited, thus making my heart act up. LOL Glad we came on the winnin' side! WHOOO HOOOO!! GEAUX, COWBOYS!!!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
LOL a fan at her peak!

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on December 9, 2007
GO COWBOYS!!!!! Great game!
Love,
annie


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