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Hunnert Percent Foolproof!
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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They SAY: chance of freezing rain/sleet; under winter storm watches. Prob is, they predict it, it usually misses. We'll see, when I test my weather rock. LOL Enjoy. :)


Poem Artwork

Perhaps a reminder
to let us know
who's in charge?  Certainly
not weathermen,
trying to outguess the One
who put it there.
"Maybe it will, maybe
it won't.  That's the
best guess we have right now."
If you must know,
look out the window at
the weather rock:

Hunnert percent foolproof!

WET:  it's raining.
DRY:  fair weather.
DUSTY:  dust storm.
SWAYING:  windy.
JUMPING:  earthquake.
WHITE:  it's snowing.
ICY:  yep:  ice.
GONE:  tornado  (or hurricane)

Are there any takers?  :)

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (1/24)
  

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 Reviews of "Hunnert Percent Foolproof!"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 25, 2008
So, when it's very wet outside it's raining? now I know why is an umbrella waiting by the front door...

Georg

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on January 25, 2008
...can't beat this invention Karla... P.S. ...your comment about Mr. Hippo in Susans poem brought tears to my eyes... of laughter.
well done...
John

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
Thanks for the chuckle, Karla!

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
'nother dan-dan-dandy on the subject of weather. . .which 'weather' we like it or not, appears to be 'roun' t'stay. As for weather
reports, aeeeeeeeeyiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Thanks for adding so many smiles
to my life, hon'. Weather's always mo tol'able after I get a hit a da
Sto'mspinnah!! xxxxxxxxxooooooooxxxxxxx Pea xxxxxoooooooxxxxxxxx

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
haha, REALLY SUPERB, and clever!

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
love this--thanks for the chuckle

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
hahaha good one Karla! We are having cold weather here like never before everyone wondering what the H is going on!37% now,when we're usually at 58%, with snow at lower levels in mountains than ever before.

ciao
et

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
They've missed here nearly everyday. We went to school today, the weatherman said snow tonight...had to come home two hours into class...the snow came early, we were expecting two inches...got home, and guess what...yeap the snow melted! who knows these days...we're going to have to start carrying a wardrobe of all season clothes in our vehicles...we never know from hour to hour...I think you're right, the good Lord just might be trying let mankind know who is really in charge!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
Cute Karla. Had me laughing. Sounds like something an old Maine Yankee might use to tell the weather. Now ! Where can I get one? God bless.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
Outlandish humor that is truly creative. I love it!
Blessings and love.
Susan

Reviewed on January 24, 2008
HiLARious, Karla; a hoot'nanny! You got THAT right! *Laffin' too hard to review!*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, the Texas Tornado. :D LOL

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
Karla I like this one it is for sure a hunnert percent foolproof. I like it. Thank ou for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
I will send a personal check to buy the rock, but you got to show me how to use it...LOL, ed

Reviewed on January 24, 2008
Only the good Lord knows, thank you for sharing...
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
Yep. Even with all that sophisticated equipment in the sky they still have to guess . . .

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
From now on I'll watch you. This makes more sense. Super job my friend. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on January 24, 2008
The weather rock reminds me of the mood rings.Enjoyed


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