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i'm melting, melting...
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i'm melting... ...melting... feeling like an oven out there hardly a breeze stirring the air i'm melting... ...melting... dang--no clouds building in the sky why does it have to be so DRY??? i'm melting... ...melting... the sweat slowly runs down my face these temp'ratures are a disgrace i'm melting... ...melting... the a/c unit then breaks down this * really * causes me to frown i'm melting... ...melting... a killer way to lose some weight i'll lose fifty pounds at this rate i'm melting... ...melting... nasty sweat stains are on my clothes hope i don't stink (PHEW!! hold yer nose!!!!) i'm melting... ...melting... i'm not really an ugly witch just the heat causing me to bitch i'm melting... ...melting... i'd KILL for some cooling relief 'cause the heat is giving me grief!!! i'm melting... ...melting... ...meelllttttiiiiinnnnnnggggggg... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
can you tell i hate the heat??? :) anybody got any spare cooler type weather that they don't want anymore?

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on August 13, 2002

i am melting, melting, too, but just think..each day that goes by, and that means that much closer we are to cooler weather! think positive, karla!! love and (((HUGS))), me.

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on July 25, 2002

that last "melting" did me in! great write and sooooooo true! try a popsicle..on your neck!! (yup.. it works!) katy.

Reviewed by Josephine Bohen

Reviewed on July 24, 2002

hot time in the ole town
hot dog
hang in girlfriend
josie

Reviewed by Trixie Love

Reviewed on July 24, 2002

Hi Karla,
Another great write...
Thanks for the chuckle.

Reviewed by Larry Skahill

Reviewed on July 24, 2002

made me uncomfortable just to read it..a very cooooool poem

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on July 24, 2002

Cute!

Reviewed by m w

Reviewed on July 23, 2002

:)))) Always good humor - I like your style

Reviewed by Janet Caldwell

Reviewed on July 23, 2002

I hate the heat too and you've captured this perfectly. I remember when I lived in Florida, (West, Palm Beach) I used to say that my make-up 'slid' off my face b4 I got to work. YUCK! Great write! I do agree.

Janet from Tx. xoxoxo

Reviewed by Amor Sabor

Reviewed on July 23, 2002

Maybe not as bad here in California but it gets pretty hot here too. Keep cool...better and cooler days will soon be here.
Amor

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on July 23, 2002

I'm melting here tooo here in Toronto Canada for the past few days, it was hot, hazy and humid!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK

Reviewed on July 23, 2002

7-23-02

I came from Snow Country, And all Pain Here,
I'll deal with the heat,i.e. Think Kool <Kool <
<Kool I am & You will Be!

TRASK

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