bill collectors will not leave me alone,
and they're calling me while i'm at work...
they're beginning to drive me crazy,
and i don't wanna talk to those jerks!!
let me ask, how do they learn their job?
they have to take some special classes...
they're called "bill collecting 101,"
that's where they learn to be such asses!!
engaged in roll play, they learn to be
totally uncaring, nasty, cruel...
they must learn to have no emotions,
programmed to make me feel like a fool!!
they love to make me tremble with fright,
they love to threaten me with jail time...
if i had the cash, i'd pay that bill,
but i don't have one extra thin dime!!
hard when pay doesn't match the bills,
it seems like i'm consistantly short...
how i wish i'd win the lottery,
who am i kiddin'...ain't that a snort!!
bill collectors! dastardly villains!!
oh, how i wish that they would leave me be...
i hate stressin' every single day,
oh, from that i would love to be free!!
revenge!! here's what i propose we do,
one year: they must live on what i earn...
we'll see if they can pay all the bills,
and we'll see if the villains will learn!!
let someone call them up all the time,
and we'll see just how much they like it...
talked to by some uncaring people,
do they like being treated like shit!!
i propose revenge,
"revenge!!" says i...
daniel mctaggert suggested the title of this
poem...got to thinkin' about it, and this is
what i came up with. daniel, this one's
for you...and i hope y'all enjoy. (((HUGS)))
and love, karla. :)
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Reviews of "revenge on the dastardly bill collectors"
Karla, this is perfect!!!!!!!! I couldn't have written this better myself. Take that you double-dastardly bill collectors! Pkow! Pkow! Blam! Blam! Yee-haw! Suddenly, I feel like John Wayne. Ya bill collectin pilgrims. I'm not gonna sue ya. I'm not gonna sue ya. Like hell I'm not! Pow!!! Right across the kisser. Put that in your billfold and zip it, pilgrim. Thanks so much, Karla. You really made my day!!!
I loved this one....
I have an idea for an encore...
"Revenge on the Telemarketers!"
~grins~ I can't wait to see what you can do with that one! ;) Silver
Threaten them back that you'll file bankruptcy. "F" them off, and tell them don't call again.
Then go for credit counselling or just simply file bankruptcy.
Sandie Angel :o) / May Lu $*_*$
Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2002
LOL Karla;
I know that feeling well. One thing, if they call you at work.. give them one warning not to call you there again. If they still do, talk to a supervisor.. its against the law to harass anyways, but harassment at work is not right. One thing I did when I was waiting for my disability case, is go to a Credit Counselor.. They usually work on a sliding scale fee, and it was worth it to me to get the bill collectors off my back. If you are working through a Debt COunselor the bill collectors can't have any contact with you. Its certainly worth checking into sweetie, for peace of mind...
1sr Change Phome Number, Then Tell Each 1 Of Them To stop Calling & Harassing You,i.e. It's The Law!!
TRASK
Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2002
Glad he suggested the title...
Another enjoyable one, Karla!
Reviewed by Jessica Horton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2002
LOL... Loved it! I speak german to anyone I don't personally know who calls more than once in any given hour.. or if it's during dinner or at night.. or early in the morning.. or any time I don't feel like talking to them, lol. Sentiments recieved.
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I have an idea for an encore...
"Revenge on the Telemarketers!"
~grins~ I can't wait to see what you can do with that one! ;) Silver
Amor
Then go for credit counselling or just simply file bankruptcy.
Sandie Angel :o) / May Lu $*_*$
I know that feeling well. One thing, if they call you at work.. give them one warning not to call you there again. If they still do, talk to a supervisor.. its against the law to harass anyways, but harassment at work is not right. One thing I did when I was waiting for my disability case, is go to a Credit Counselor.. They usually work on a sliding scale fee, and it was worth it to me to get the bill collectors off my back. If you are working through a Debt COunselor the bill collectors can't have any contact with you. Its certainly worth checking into sweetie, for peace of mind...
Love
Melanie
1sr Change Phome Number, Then Tell Each 1 Of Them To stop Calling & Harassing You,i.e. It's The Law!!
TRASK
Another enjoyable one, Karla!